K Dubs

sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In New Orleans I could not sleep. The city was still awake at two in the morning. I refused to be the first to quit.

I found a place called Cafe du Monde.

Three items on the menu. Beignets. Cafe au lait. Orange juice. Three items since 1862.

I bowed to the menu.

Jerome brought three beignets without asking. Golden squares buried under a mountain of powdered sugar. The dough underneath was a rumor.

I picked one up like a civilized man.

The sugar detonated.

My shirt. My hands. The table. A woman to my left minding her own business at two in the morning. She did not flinch. She was already white.

The man next to her was white. The chair behind her was white. The whole cafe was a joyful crime scene and nobody was investigating.

I tried to brush the sugar off my shirt. It got worse. I tried harder. Worse still. Jerome watched me the way a zookeeper watches a new animal figure out the enclosure.

"Does the sugar always do this."

"Every time."

"Has no one in a hundred and sixty years considered reducing—"

"That IS the amount."

I gave up. I ate the second beignet with no precautions. Sugar went into my hair. A man across the room raised his coffee cup at me. I had joined something.

The cafe au lait was bitter with chicory and rude about it. Jazz from somewhere I could not see. An old couple sharing one plate, both white as ghosts, laughing.

In my country, beauty is controlled. A garden trimmed. A tea poured without a drop.

In New Orleans, beauty lands on your suit and does not apologize.

I sat in the sugar until sunrise. I did not brush off a single grain.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Paddy The Baddy’s full walkout…

You’re welcome

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[Tulane Football @GreenWaveFB]

Yeah, this isn’t the same old Tulane.

🎙️: @StanfordSteve82

#UptownFootball

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Rivalry Week!

[IcingThePunter @IcingThePunter_]

Clemson SC has a population of like 18,000, no local big name companies, and no billionaire alums that I know of… and there they are. A tip of the cap to those tigers.

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

@Mickeyplyler @QualkTalk @henrymcmaster That’s why people don’t go to Vegas…

[JesuitNOLA Wrestling @JesuitWrestling]

First time was so nice, I had to do it thrice #3peat #AMDG

[CF Comps @CF_Compss]

Michael Oliver - Everton vs. Liverpool

A corrupt disgrace to the sport

https://t.co/ZznXEw9Z3U

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

@camjordan94 Fat Harry’s

[Ramon Antonio Vargas @RVargasWrites]

🧵Bollards, wedge barriers and archer barriers -- New Orleans bought them all in 2017 as part of a $40m public safety package meant to prevent a vehicle attack like ones seen in Nice, Berlin, London, New York and Barcelona, the city's homeland security chief at the time recalls.

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

@DoubleVodkaDon @stoolpresidente Face looks like the O

[Sharief Ishaq @ShariefWDSU]

The Saints right now

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

Dat laugh 😂

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

How 'bout dem Saints?

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

@BayouFilmProf @TheNOLAHermit Where the hell are you seeing 240 for a GA ticket for any of the days besides Rolling Stones? Volunteering is also an opportunity to get a free ticket in. If you want to go there are ways you can go.

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

@WaveProfesora @TheNOLAHermit This is factually inaccurate. They increased the standing room only area at the main festival stage to limit the number of people setting up tarps and chairs. Thats literally making it more accessible.

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

@dgord_tweets @WillZalatoris 🔨🔨💰🤝

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Got to chat with @McIlroyRory about his Zurich teammate, @ShaneLowryGolf!

[K Dubs @kwhite504]

WEDGIE @PMTsportsbiz @ClemsonMBB