Kimble

Dark humor, half-baked philosophy, questionable wisdom.
Founder of the Clowntheism religion, occasional (self) published poet, art type things, He/Him

[Kimble @kwick22a]

I'm writing things that you can read, for free, right here.

https://t.co/s1c95WW7uT

#poems #stories #horror #fantasy

Did I mention they're free?

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Montana GOP Secretary of State Christi Jacobsen. Her office just left Kamala Harris’s name off ballots sent to thousands of Montanans living abroad.

RETWEET if you think @SOSJacobsen should be investigated!

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@JasonKPargin

[Kimble @kwick22a]

Been listening for a few hours now, enjoying it as much as the previous books.

[Audible @audible_com]

Hi Bobs, we have some stellar news. @Dennis_E_Taylor is back with ‘Not Till We Are Lost’, the next chapter of the Bobiverse, and @Ray__Porter reprises his role(s) as our favorite self-replicating von Neumann probe. It’s a good day to be Bob: https://t.co/yWTd2yB7Bf.

[Audible @audible_com]

Hi Bobs, we have some stellar news. @Dennis_E_Taylor is back with ‘Not Till We Are Lost’, the next chapter of the Bobiverse, and @Ray__Porter reprises his role(s) as our favorite self-replicating von Neumann probe. It’s a good day to be Bob: https://t.co/yWTd2yB7Bf.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@KymKral Nope. That man couldn't get water wet.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@Richard_Kadrey I was hoping there was going to be another book. So that's some good news on an otherwise harrowing day.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@chelseaanet I'm no expert, but from what I've seen, you will know if you're using the app correctly when you start feeling a deep sense of disappointment in humanity and an urge to delete the app and abandon the world entirely.
I don't know if they send you a congratulatory message or not.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

People worry that an asteroid will eventually strike the planet and drive us into extinction.
I do not.
I have faith that, when the time comes, we will come together as a species and put enough paper in orbit to stop that murderous rock in its tracks.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@SWAIM_CORP Constipated

[Adam Tod Punch Nazis @adamtodbrown]

Hey just a reminder that I host about a thousand podcasts! New episode of You Don’t Even Like This Show up now w/@jessicantsinger about the recent SCOTUS ruling that criminalizes not having a place to sleep. Link below or wherever else podcasts are at

https://t.co/7yjkKfRxJB

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@Richard_Kadrey Thank you. That's been bugging me for years

[Kimble @kwick22a]

The P-1000

[Kimble @kwick22a]

I'm just going to say it.
A lot of pain And suffering could have been avoided if the academies on Gallifrey had had some comprehensive theater classes.
#DoctorWho

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@MovieHooligan Please don't slander the Ferengi. At this point they are so much better than us.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@why_sophie_why Dog was an angel tasked with guiding their souls into the afterlife, getting more and more frustrated because humans are just so dumb.

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@startthemachine @heytherejeffro I assume his nemesis is the Kingbin.

[Dr. Emily Zarka @ZarkaEmily]

I stand by Kong: Skull Island as my favorite Kong movie. Find out why (and learn more about modern Kong films) in the latest Monstrum! https://t.co/v0oEnv1qMJ

[Kimble @kwick22a]

There are a lot of theories floating around but, given her habit of fourth wall breaking, this one just popped into my head last night.
What if. . .
#DoctorWho

[Kimble @kwick22a]

@WhoCulture Well, now I'm wondering if Mrs. Flood is the Black Guardian.