Kelsey

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[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Nobody Loves You Like Your Grandma From Your Mom's Side 😭💔💔

[‌‌ ꩜ @didionplath]

Sylvia Plath in a letter to Edward Cohen, dated 11th September 1950

[Kelsey @kwickaweeza]

@Kira_Leighh My boy can meow, but cannnnnnnnot purr. It’s literally heavy breathing / grunting. 😂 My aunt’s boy used to just screech, couldn’t meow. Always the boys 😂

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[channing @changotbanz]

this gotta be the wind spongebob delivered the pizza in

[bug girl @buggirl]

some of y’all’s headlights should legally not be allowed to be that bright i feel like LED headlights are going to be my cause of death

[Kelsey @kwickaweeza]

Gift giving is definitely my love language and the holiday season is like my Super Bowl. Gotta show out. Guarantee the most thought out gift and meticulously wrapped item under the tree.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im gonna start a service where i, a 27 year old (wise) help 23 year olds (naive) figure out if their boyfriend is a loser or not before they waste their mid 20s w him

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps

[SZA @sza]

This Takeoff shit so weird .. I’m genuinely creeped out by the world . I cried . God bless that man’s spirit his family and friends . SUCH A TALENTED SOUL .. ion understand

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i need to google diseases

[Kelsey @kwickaweeza]

Ok why has no one told me how great texting on the MacBook is… I feel like I’m back in my AIM days !!! omgitlouise is making her comeback

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[Gnasty Gnorc @Kira_Leighh]

Wish I could send my cat a text on nights that I go out after work to let her know that I love her and miss her and that ill be home soon.

[Kelsey @kwickaweeza]

Set a skirt down to adjust my grip on a frame at goodwill and this girl SNATCHED it right out from under me!! The AUDACITY!

[Kelsey @kwickaweeza]

“I only like long haired animals. Which is bogus because I’m bald. I don’t even like my own kind”

I can’t with this man 😂

[Kelsey @kwickaweeza]

Courage the Cowardly Dog is THE most accurate representation of anxiety in media that I’ve seen. Spot on.