Kwinter

I'm not big on social graces.

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

Sorry to disappoint anyone that got a message from me a couple days ago, but believe it or not I don't actually have discounted raybans. 😅 #TimeToChangeMyPassword

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

...and again to say that the guy who called in right before her reported the color of the sky incorrectly. #CalmDownNina

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

Shout out to the older woman who called in twice, once to say "whoever runs the sirens in St. Cloud is terrible & needs more training!" ...

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

New hobby: listening to various stearns county residents call in weather reports to 98.1. #MinnesotanAccents

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

Recent search history:
• "grocery shopping for one"
• "cleaning cat vomit"
In case anyone was wondering how my life is going

[ian @iandweezy]

legs are jello, body is sunburnt & ears are shot ... I'd say @soundset was a success! #Soundset2016

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

Only @atmosphere can turn me into a straight-up "woo"-girl. #Soundset2016

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

@Profgampo is easily one of the most enthusiastic ad entertaining performers I've ever seen live. #Soundset2016

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

I've had a cat for approximately one hour

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

Tell me why my hair looked great for work yesterday, yet after the same routine today, when I'm seeing my entire family, I look like a hobo.

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

"This teacher ended up in a relationship w/ one of these guys. I mean, she'd be better off having a relationship w/ a wine bottle." - my mom

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

I'm wearing a brand new white cardigan at work, and I brought chili for lunch. So yeah, you could say I like to live dangerously. 😅

[The Daily Norseman @DailyNorseman]

https://t.co/DQopOljw9m

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

I feel like my phone is telling me to chill. #TurnDownForWhaaat

[Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark]

When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.

[Kwinter @kwinter32]

I constantly find myself checking to see if these tweets are actually coming from his verified Twitter page. https://t.co/fC8adPr5t8

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Once again, #MSM is dishonest. "Schlonged" is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got "schlonged" that meant beaten badly.