friend: makes slightly racist joke
me: OHMYGOD you shouldn’t do that it’s honestly so rude and offensive i can’t believe that you would say something like that
also me: lol dumb dumb mayo dipped cracker lookin crusty flaky croissant lookin mushroom head
me: hey man you’re the most beautiful person to ever walk this earth everytime i see you i feel blessed and i just want you to know that i deeply appreciate every single aspect of you and-
kaelyn: ok