Rob Bird

Tetchy old bloke Techno geek sometime old Bill now in lofty Academia Up the Irons!

[Rob Bird @kwortAmmer]

Summer breeze

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@TheLastPirateLA @cctv_idiots No fun being tird

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@JessicaTheLaw @marshalla99 My daughter calls it the lawn dryer

[Rob Bird @kwortAmmer]

#LoveThyElf MiddleEarth is where valour and honour are countered by deceit and treachery. Heavy hangs the head that seeks to wear the crown

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@DavidGoldWHU I was there amongst Villa fans who could not believe their luck n winning. Poor

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@KenilworthAMMER: @KenilworthAMMER:@Thehobbitmobile Tip: Occupy lvl5-8 grasslands to supplement food as your city grows #hobbithelp

[Rob Bird @kwortAmmer]

@goldfrapp The bridge is Wallender but more intense

[Happy as a Monkey @happyasamonkey]

One of our fellas retired today - one of those buggers whose name, force-wide, invokes a "oh, you're working with that fucker!" and a grin.

[Rob Bird @kwortAmmer]

@bigmouthedwoman However the pubs have refused to be downhearted and are offering alcohol

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@bigmouthedwoman I hear its cancelled until NYD - ford too full

[We Love Ireland @FollowIreland]

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table & chairs which don't need permit. I love this.

[Rob Bird @kwortAmmer]

@C4Dispatches MPs expenses a gravy train that never stops?

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@bigmouthedwoman Its a difficult watch for any dog

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@Swannyg66 big fat Sam, the legend Nolan and the lad with the ponytail came back to haunt you - when the boat comes in?

[Rob Bird @kwortAmmer]

Do online courses spell the end for the traditional university? via @guardian http://t.co/5Qx3CWsa

[The Marginalian (formerly Brain Pickings) @brainpickings]

For a chuckle: Artist Terry Border captures everyday objects in risqué vignettes http://t.co/UynfHgHs

[Foreign Slippers @Foreignslippers]

donald trump is such a dick

[Guardian Tech @guardiantech]

GCHQ to trawl Facebook and Twitter for intelligence http://t.co/xOiBYkO8

[Prof B Buchanan OBE FRSE @billatnapier]

How good is your knowledge of IP addresses: http://t.co/tlEqYfGC

[Simon Steggles @Stegabyte]

As someone who lives in Sutton Coldfield, the constituency of #AndrewMitchellMP - I can say he’s handled this matter like a twat.
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