Kyle Roebuck

Retired federal sentencing guidelines specialist in the Eastern District of Texas.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@maenen1949 @GuntherEagleman @CaptMarkKelly @GabbyGiffords See a doctor, you may be having a stroke

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@DschlopesIsBack Kind of like the NBA rules. And every other major sport, really. Just suggestions mainly. The refs can’t describe it, but they know it when they see it.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@VioletAmbra @ClownWorld 44%, huh? Nice.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@ClownWorld By the way, the use of a comma rather than a decimal indicates this is a foreigner, possibly visiting the US for the World Cup. U.S. tipping practice is not universal, so maybe these customers deserve the benefit of doubt.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@ClownWorld Anything coming out of my pocket is my prerogative unless we’ve negotiated it beforehand. Servers should demand wages from their employers, not from customers. A tip is a gift, and “fairness” is in the eye of the beholder.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@fx_poet @JCNSeverino Yes, and another one, responding to her saying, “ I’m not a biologist.”
“So, this is a biological issue?”

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@ChristophE55272 @mjfree You’re referencing the actor, Morgan Freeman? This isn’t his account. OP is a different person. 😁

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@WallStreetApes Whatever did we do before formula and disposable diapers?!?!

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@BuschMVP He was tagged AFTER he reached the base (on the walk) and came off the base. Same as if he had continued to third.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@ForemanKay4577 @WBRZ Seriously? The young punk started a fight he couldn't win.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@WBRZ Looks like mutual combat to me. The younger man threw the first punch, then proceeded to take a beating. The final kick was too much, though.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@ChristophE55272 @mjfree What image and what movies are you talking about? I think you’re confused.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@spackardwork @KTLA That’s exactly what happened. There is no way he “fell in.”

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@TaraBull As a single dad of one daughter, I totally sympathize with this young dad. The older man should be ashamed.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@PastorDScott I don’t think you wanna start keeping score

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@wil_da_beast630 Maybe one of your best responses, ever. Thanks.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@MibshaD Why stop there? What if you decide you’re no longer ready for your teen?

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@AliceCo85599004 @GoldJustMLP It may be criminal and/or civil. If you give items to a consignment business and they violate the contract with the intention of keeping or selling the items, that seems to be a criminal violation. But, what would I know, I just spent the last 25 years working in federal courts.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@AliceCo85599004 Bricks and Minifigs established the collection's value in their advertisements before they stole it. I think we can all agree the value is unknown until someone actually pays for it, but until then it seems fair to go with the expert's valuation.

[Kyle Roebuck @kwroebuck]

@hwinkler4real Does it, though?