bald Keaton

(he/him) Twitter addict and urban planner @NelsonNygaard

[urbanist catslop hq @SlopHq]

a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways

[22 U.S.C. § 2304 @RefrmDemocracy]

Tammany Hall is a Petco

[bald Keaton @kwtzel]

@patrickspauster I’ve thought so much about this. I think a solution could be closing Bergen to thru car traffic so it’s cop car parking only (& bikes). Give cops lots of angle-in parking & otherwise force drivers to use other streets. Do the same to St Marks Ave and you’ve fixed the intersection

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

I am taking out a PPP loan this time

[Ethan Stark-Miller @Estarkmiller]

Exclu: Mayor Mamdani is set to announce this morning plans to turn Brooklyns Bergen and Dean Streets, two heavily used bike corridors that currently have painted lanes, into bike boulevards.
https://t.co/xeOVW3d0T9

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

[soul khan @soulkhan]

oh fuck, im on the subway. damn i hate that i can just sit here and read or watch something. i really wish i was responsible for manually operating a more confined vehicle that is more likely to get me killed than this one

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

The Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit is WEAK on Crime.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hate seeing astronauts having fun up there. floating around tickling each other with a feather. you should be finding a goo that kills all of us

[Grace @gracecamille_]

when the express train passed a 10ish year old kid stood close to the edge and screamed wordlessly at the top of his lungs until it was gone. His dad was on his phone and didnt look up. It looked like it felt so good. i dont take pics of random children so i drew the scene

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

My theaters. My IMAX. My weekend.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

chatgpt, please journal in my diary for me. the entry should reflect my rich inner life and lead to some clarity about my relationships. the tone should be relatable but deep. for context, i am a shy genius. chatgpt, please come out of the computer and give me a little smooch,

[Zach Molzer @molzer]

Introducing the Bus Bus Stop 🚏

You can just do things.

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

cuntniss everdeen from district ate

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire