kwyattdowne

Golddigging hubby, internet troll intern, social media influencer (I influence people to stop following me.)

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And this is where I make my eXit. So long Twitterverse and thanks for all the likes.

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@Ritzcrackers If you guess what I put on Ritz, I will know you're spying on me.

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@petestrzok @DevinCow Well, duh, why do you think they got him elected?

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@DevinCow Oh, Mickey, you might be fine, but I can't tell 'cause I've gone blind, you still there, Mickey...

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@JohnCleese What we need to get back to is a time when people actually felt shame.

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I didn't think the Giants season would be over before the end of the first quarter of the first game of the season. #NY

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@KevinMKruse The end of Meek the Press?

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@DevinCow "They'r-r-re Gross!"

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@DevinCow If you don't fall in love with Donna Reed watching that movie, there's something wrong with you.

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@stkildafc But can I ask: Are you going to build it in my lifetime?

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@DevinCow Ummm, actually this doesn't make sense. The beautiful display of foliage occurs before the tree lets them go. After the tree lets its leaves go, it's naked and we can't wait for it to bud again. Nice thought though.

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@NYSOASAS How do I request the fentanyl so I can test it?

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@DevinCow @weisselbergers @ResoluteSquare If all these bad cow puns become too much, I'm heffer you.

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@KevinMKruse Obviously Spain has the advantage motivationally because they want revenge for the whole Armada deal.

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@DevinCow @weisselbergers He'd stay in South Carolina with shin splints.

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#HeyJustinG Keep on rockin', my friend!

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@jefftimmer @DevinCow Are people who use i-phones pompous a-holes who don't care that the factory where they make them has to put up nets around the building so employees don't commit suicide?

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@Andie425 @PokerJunkie440 @anacaprana @KevinMKruse I was just pointing the fallacy in believing that this issue effects everyone. At my age, it just doesn't.

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@Andie425 @PokerJunkie440 @anacaprana @KevinMKruse I understand the complexities of the issue. While I do not believe killing something because it's going to be detrimental to your life's path, I also don't believe abortion should be illegal in a society that says you're on your own.