kt

old keys don’t unlock new doors

[Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 @GayChemist]

That woman raised two of the worst fucking boys on this earth. Fuck her.

[amber 🌺 @ambercarny]

she did not stutter

[AbortionChat @AbortionChat]

….we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

“he got shot” is like the absolute dumbest reason to hire someone for a job

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

My mind when I’m 92 years old and hallucinating on my deathbed

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Satan @s8n]

would be great

[kt @kxdubbs]

who typed this for you?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I have been briefed on the shooting at Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania. 

I’m grateful to hear that he’s safe and doing well. I’m praying for him and his family and for all those who were at the rally, as we await further information.

Jill and I are grateful to the Secret Service for getting him to safety. There’s no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

No president next election, America needs to be single for a while

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

I still think Reba should’ve whooped Barbara Jean’s ass at least once.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

america has to vote for a convict or a retard god damn I love this country

[Austine @theereal_one]

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

[These Just Tweets @IonCareeeeeee]

I was thinking to my self “he better than me I would have…” then he showed me he ain’t no better lol

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Okay but that was an elite parallel park

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

Me at work: Me on the weekend:

[Ari… @whoremembers___]

That face card tho. Never forget that you are richer than any man in that room @KimKardashian

[Preto Don @DonTheCreator_]

it looks like he’s guest starring on hannah montana