doing all of my pre-surgery admission stuff for my c-section is so surreal. what do you mean in exactly 1 month i’m going to be holding my baby😭😭😭😭😭😭💙💙
i wish i had a “is there anything i can do for you?” mom, not a “SeNd PiCs oF yOuR bElLy” “cAn i CoMe oVeR!?!!??!?!” mom. like i’m doing great thanks 🫠
“i dont trust my husband to remember your money so im gonna forget too and pay you 1 weeks rate for the 3 weeks you’ve been screamed at by my coddled kids while you’re super pregnant that’s totally fair right? it’s enough to just replace the groceries for my kids and that’s it”
the only thing i have going for me rn is that im 8 months pregnant and 5lbs lighter than when i started my pregnancy im gonna be so #skinty after he comes out
If you take out the fact you can’t breathe air, can’t eat any produce and can’t drive on any road in Ohio without a traffic barrel coming at you, it’s really been a great week so far