Apart from having:
2 shite keepers
A defence that can't defend
A midfield that creates nowt
A £55m headless chicken of a winger
£120m worth of strikers that can't get a game up top
A winger upfront
And a team that can't hold onto a lead
I'd say we're in pretty good shape
#NUFC
"The fans deserve EVERYTHING... one of the best days of my life!" 🖤🤍
Bruno Guimaraes' emotional post-match interview after Newcastle win the Carabao Cup 🏆
Tonight the far right are being sent a clear message by decent communities all across the UK - we are many, you are few.
We cannot stop until racism is off our streets, out of our workplaces and banned online.
Well done to the tens of thousands standing up tonight.