kylie

world's leading simlish linguist

[kylie @ky__marsh]

i’ve done it once again folks. i’ve made the perfect bowl of popcorn.

[sabunny @mama_moons]

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

[kylie @ky__marsh]

the way I thought this was lisa vanderpump

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

“Oh do you think he was referring to you”

BRILLIANT

[kylie @ky__marsh]

WEST SITTING ON AMANDA!!!!!! WEST SITTING ON AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Lisa Rinna and her husband, Harry Hamlin, recreate Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet’s viral beach photos.

[Ashley's Dreamboard @AshsDreamboard]

What is it about men that makes them all so charismatic and interesting, and what is it about women that makes them all so boring and interchangeable? Why does this happen in society?

My name is Jeff Probst and I ask this as an ally.

[kylie @ky__marsh]

@ali_sivi bald ann are you a tar heel

[kylie @ky__marsh]

How are my timothee stans doing today

[Graham @GrahamC47]

don’t talk to me like that, I’m in the coveted 18-34 advertising demographic

[kylie @ky__marsh]

naming my first daughter Acela

[elle @itisthegirl]

wait I’m actually screaming out loud ok john and charli

[alayna 🐦☕️ @ihavebrewster]

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking blathers

[kylie @ky__marsh]

crazy how even in her lame duck era she's a flop........ allergic to doing the right thing even w 0 electoral consequences

[Rachel Weiner @rachelweinerwp]

Mayor Bowser on Council push to cut new streatery prices and rules - "I do not support this emergency legislation that sidesteps the public rulemaking process in favor of a legislative mandate ... the COVID-19 public health emergency ended more than two years ago."

[Janeese Lewis George @Janeese4DC]

The DC I know is worth fighting for.

I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.

[The Sims @TheSims]

no spoilers here, just our true end game💖💚

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

best taylor swift song this year is how bad do u want me

[kylie @ky__marsh]

anyway..... stream sympathy is a knife

[kylie @ky__marsh]

fuck i guess i can’t take tylenol to ease the pain of being left behind in the rapture tonight ):

[kylie @ky__marsh]

you don’t
have to drink
the whole sea
to know
it’s salty

—rupi kaur