kylie 🌻

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

The day I’m expected to work 12+ hours without my girlies is the day I probably leave bartending.

Do NOT set that kind of bar for me, my back constantly hurts

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

90% of my personally at this point is convincing people to read TOG and re reading the books through them vicariously

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

@clubfishnchips like who is this man’s publicist?? how did this come across their desk and they thought “perfect”

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

“Well I could only afford therapy or my Billie Eilish ticket and you already know which one I picked.”

God I’m obsessed with my friends

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

I don’t go home for Thanksgiving anymore so having a friend group that is die hard for Friendsgiving really fills my heart with so much joy

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

@hannahbenj Don’t be scared drop the name

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

To people who scalp tickets or people who resell them for an ungodly asking price, you’re so mean!!

Sincerely a person who really wanted to go to her first Ryman concert and see Gracie Abrams tonight

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

You know dinner at the Brooklyn style Italian restaurant was good when your boyfriends snoring 2 minutes after getting home

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

You know you’re officially getting old when your teacher from high school who ratted you out to your mom for being at a party tells you happy birthday on Facebook

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Ooooh 25!!

Can’t wait to see which quarter life crisis hobby I hyper fixate on for the next 6 months!!

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Tried branching out and reading something not written by Sarah J Maas..

Got half way through the book and returned it, started Crescent City instead.

Moral of the story is don’t stray from a well established routine.

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Give it up for an almost 60 hour work week!!!

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Just finished TOG, turn 25 in 9 days, back is constantly aching.

Yes, I’m fucking tired.

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Ahh..I can feel the patriotism in me melting as the Olympics begin

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Nothing like the smell of Jell-O shots at 10:30 am on a Sunday to kick off my day

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

And when I hear Taylor sing “I recall late November holding my breath slowly I said…so long London” on a grainy livestream from a London show then what?

What am I expected to do then?

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

Day 2 of trying to get some outside/ pool time while reading my book resulted in the most atrocious and uneven sunburn my body has ever had to bear so we won’t do that again for a while

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

“She’s like one of those dogs you see with “Don’t pet, not friendly” vests”- Marisa after I walked in for the night portion of my mid week double close.

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

I have been fighting for my fucking life to get through Assassin’s Blade…

This 8 book commitment better piece my soul back together is all I’m saying

[kylie 🌻 @ky_brenner]

The most humbling thing about Europe has been not getting carded because apparently I look over 25