tsaritsa of the cats

even when I'm not screaming I'm definitely screaming. Lonio. too many fandoms. they/them.

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

For those able to follow, I am on Bluesky now with the handle @drainbamage954.bsky.social

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

@kjd_arcadia SWEETIE YOU SURPRISED ME WITH THIS ONE AND MADE MY EVENING!!! THANK YOU!!!

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

IT IS COLD HERE

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

that's the biggest lie i have ever told

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

i could have been such a poet

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

Do I ANTICIPATE THE VOID TO SCREAM BACK WHILST I BELLOW INTO ITS DEPTHS?? NAY, I EXPECT NAUGHT BUT SILENCE, WHILST SILENCE I CRAVE WITHIN AS THE ALL INCUMBENT DARKNESS WAITS AT THE PERIPHERY OF MINE OWN SELF, YET I CRAVE AT THE BASEST OF MY ENTITY, TO FIND PEACE WITHIN THAT VOID

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

i cannot tell if it is my greatest strength or greatest weakness that I do not treat blsk with the same chaos that I treat this site, where I feel the freedom to just be pure chaos and madness at my pure void and just scream for a while

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

THAT'S HOW YOU USE THIS HELLSITE, MR PRESIDARNT

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

that was a self referential tweet

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

SIR

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

in case you are too new to this platform, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TALK TOO MUCH ON TWITTER AND TWITTER TELLS YOU 'SILENCE PLEASE?!?!??! YOU ARE A LOT'

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

oh boy what if i get banned?? I USED TO GET JAILED ALL THE TIME

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

ELUM MORKS YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT THE LEGACY YOU PURCHASED CAME WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF HERITAGE AND SENTIMENT THAT MEANS WE DON'T LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

am I mostly on bluesky? yes, Can you find me there? PLEASE. but am i back here because sadhours have hit and twitter was always a soft place to fall EVER SINCE SUNAO NI NARETAKUTE????

also yes

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

hello, I have returned from the void to inform you all that I have WAY more baggage and trauma and problems but I am also lonely and make great jokes and can sing opera at any hour, whether you want me to or not

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

*Selena Gomez voice* I NEED A GIRLFRIEND.

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

author note: Luna is EVEN MORE of an ace/aro than I am (mostly bc I am not aro, I am VERY RO) so every time Luna meets this suitress she gets mad at the AUDACITY of the pining from our little visiting lady and I am just like 'please, she just loves you'

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

my headcanon is that cats are, primarily, super queer, so when you actually get a hetero cat couple working together to raise kittens, it's AMAZING

that all to say that our neighborhood baby girl has a crush on Luna and the sapphic saga of one sided kitty love is ongoing

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

I realized the other day while I was struggling to get through it that with my new haircut and complete lack of styling, I ALMOST look like Oikawa Tooru (except shorter) and honestly it was that thought that got me through the day

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

my wife is soft and i love her

[tsaritsa of the cats @kyaa_kitsune]

@cannibyeolism MA'AM, YOU CAN'T HAVE---

NO, I CAN PINE FOR MY WIFE AT ANY HOURS, THANK YOU.