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[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[SERENITY @SerenityArrione]

not to sound crazy but I can’t literally can’t stop thinking about Michael Jackson 😭

[bort @tacobort]

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

[miia @miiagarro]

thought i was at my lowest but omg it goes lower

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[Neet @neet_sol]

your boss at work will be like “i know these are stressful times” and be the stress in the times

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i just know i would've been banished from my village

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“I want a boyfriend”
me every time a guy talks

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

probably not back in the 90s but in 2026 if a nigga say his overhead light don’t turn on i’m getting off the plane

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re getting fired every time your boss calls you into their office.

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

Me and Spongebob go Way back

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Theres a bit in the Netflix Dinosaur series where it says it rained for a MILLION years. Humans could be wiped out in a nuclear bomb and we’d just be a footnote in Earths history. We’re utterly insignificant. Not me obviously, I’m significant but apart from me I mean.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

First of all I don’t remember

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

anyone know when the paralyzing anxiety of getting In Trouble goes away