Camilla Kybele Hansen

Danish model student & citizen. Not good with commas.

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

@Daniel_Sloss my bf hosts Christiania Comedy Club. There's a mic on Thursday. Let us know if you want to come by! See you on stage in a few 👋

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

@NazilaKivi @TwomasC

[Usidore the Blue @usidoretheblue]

The best way to disarm your enemies is by listening. The second best way is to cut off their arms.

[T. R. Darling @QuietPineTrees]

We put up gigantic mirrors, hoping the undead would be attracted to the movement of their own reflections. It worked, but for a different reasons. Seeing what they had become reminded them of their humanity. The undead lingered by the mirrors so they wouldn’t hurt anyone else.

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

And @thenattiejean

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

@aJasonWeight Ba'guette

(... it's funnier in Danish because "ba" is homonymous with the word for just/only)

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

I had a dream that the 5yo I babysit didn't want me around anymore because I swore too much, and they had moved house and I couldn't find anything. Might be struggling subconsciously w the kids getting older. Also he had a sword. That was pretty cool, I guess.

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

Played Hangman with 5 and 8 yr old yesterday. The word was "butthole"
8yo: is it something close by?
Me: it's sort of always close by you could say
5yo: IS IT SATAN?

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

Today was my last day of classes, so I bought myself a gift. Meet the newest member of the family 🖤💀

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

Dreamt I tried to sneak my way into some kind of Jewish celebration, but the guy at the door heard me talking about and just let me and my friends in, and now I'm really hoping I turn out to be psychic

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

@ScaryStoriesMov @CBSFilms @RealGDT @Filmtroll .@adalrifai

[Matty Groves @Reverend_Banjo]

It’s actually only “Frankenstein” if it’s created in the Frankenstein region of France. Otherwise, it’s a sparkling monster.

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

@RealMissKRose Worse things have happened at sea

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

Missed the bus and power walked three blocks to school to get to class in time and made it with a minute to spare ...

Turns out I have afternoon class today. I'm 4 hours early. Four. Fucking. Hours.

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

. @IMSS_Chicago straight up nailing my interior design aesthetic

[Camilla Kybele Hansen @KybeleCPH]

Mood

[Ida Auken @IdaAuken]

En irsk bekendt har lige helt tørt konstateret: "How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up!" #dkpol #BrexitDeal