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[Buddy 🏀😼 @BigBlueBud]

Yeah Malik Monk always been him. 🔥

[TKJH34 @kycats34]

@BenStiller @ThatEricAlper For sure with the engine block he could lift.

[Perrin Johnson @PerrinJohnson]

LFG!

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Wow that was fast!

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Washington: "And we will divide this football league into eight divisions that are all based on geographic region!"

"Brilliant, sir. So a western division will be made up of all western cities?"

"Yes, precisely, like Kansas City, Missouri."

"Uhhhhhh"

"And in the East, we will put Dallas."

"Sir, I-"

"And of course, no southern division could ever be complete without Indianapolis, Indiana."

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

I dream of a game where the ball is white, except when it's yellow.

Is there a benefit to a yellow ball, Sir?

Nobody knows.

Shoes will have spikes, but the spikes will be soft.

Every club will have a number. Except wedges. Which will have letters.

Seems like all clubs should just have a number, Sir?

And yet, they won't. Because we are free men.

Shirts shall be tucked. We will exclaim "I can't believe that didn't drop" when a putt is missed.

This is honor.

I dream of a tour where only the top 100 stay.

And the rest, Sir?

Conditional status.

Fields will shrink because of daylight. Mondays will not be for qualifying.

This is progress.

Players will carry 14 clubs. But will only trust 3.

I dream of a game that will be loved. But no one will ever be satisified with their score.

What happens if I hit a drive WAY offline and a grandstand is in the way, Sir?

Free relief. But you must play from a fairway divot.

This is my dream.


[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

“And we shall call it Versailles, KY”

“Brilliant, sir! like the palace in France?”

“Yes.”

“And pronounce it like the French one?”

“Absolutely the f**k not”

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Kentucky Football has scored fewer points in the 2nd Half than any team in College Football

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New York loves Big Papi

[Pete Muntean @petemuntean]

New: Airlines in the US are now *required* to give you a REFUND for a canceled or significantly delayed flight, automatically.

The DOT's "automatic refund provision" went into effect today. Good news for travelers with a month until the holiday rush begins.

[Durham Bulls @DurhamBulls]

“We will call it the World Series.”

Because teams from around the world participate, sir?

“Actually it’s just teams from one country. Except sometimes there’s a Canadian team.”

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“We will call it roughing the passer.”

“But isn’t football a rough sport sir?”

“Very. But in this case, too high… flag, too low… flag, too late... flag”

“So if they time it perfectly, they can hit in the midsection?”

“Depends. If they do it softly, maybe. Too hard… flag.”

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

With the uncertainty about the upcoming election result, fears are running high.

No matter who wins, America will endure. Our country is resilient, and together, we can navigate whatever challenges lie ahead.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Sir, we've found the rebel bass!

[J. R. VanHoose @JRVanHoose]

Very good informational chart on why it is important to say NO to Amendment 2!!!

[Jody Demling @jdemling]

STORY: Louisville thwarts Boston College's Hail Mary to cap improbable comeback.

Down 20-0, the Cardinals win the ACC road contest 31-27.

https://t.co/4beqzg8JC0

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Don’t worry, Scott, people will forget.”

[allison wiseman @alwiseman_]

Tax the churches. Period.

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

When it comes to golf course comfort stations, nothing beats the setting of this one at Quivira in Cabo.

If you haven’t been here, why the heck not?!

Thinking a return in the spring may be necessary.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This golf course has an electric leaf blower stationed at every hole during the fall season. Brillant.