Kye River

Recovering political communications lackey and children’s television host. VUW, Lorde fan

[Kye River @kye_river]

just overheard a british tourist say the tūī isn’t a nice sounding bird. i’ve heard enough, time to close the borders once again

[Kye River @kye_river]

And how quickly things can change... Two months after this coverage National had lost 20 percent, Bridges was gone, and Labour were knocking at 60!
Six years down the line both the majors are now fighting to stay out of the 20s

[Kye River @kye_river]

It’s crazy that the last time Labour and National both polled in the 40s we hadn’t had a single case of Covid in New Zealand yet. Six years later and there’s just no sign that era is coming back

[Kye River @kye_river]

It’s crazy that the last time Labour and National both polled in the 40s we hadn’t had a single case of Covid in New Zealand yet. Six years later and there’s just no sign that era is coming back

[Kye River @kye_river]

You’re reminder the Hipkins is attempting to rewrite history as the first:
-Male Labour leader to retake govt in 42 years
-PM to get a second bite at the office in 62 years
-Labour leader from the Wellington region to contest and win an election in 69 years
A herculean task..

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

NEW NZTU POLL HAS LABOUR CRASHING DOWN, OPPORTUNITY ABOVE 5%:

National: 31% (+0.5% since the month prior)
Labour: 27.8% (-3.7)
Greens: 10.1% (-0.3)
NZ First: 9.1% (-1.7)
ACT: 7.3% (+0.3)
Te Pāti Māori (TPM): 1.5% (-1.9)
Opportunity: 6.1% (+2.8)

[Kye River @kye_river]

I’m holding on for dear life at the gym here folks be real with me is there a luxo spill on or not ???

[Kye River @kye_river]

Don’t mind if National try drag John out again for this campaign. Cause sure, Helen can be bit annoying, but you can’t argue not she’s giving informed critique. But John hasn’t read a newspaper since 2016 and you can’t tell because he sounds like a dumbass these days

[Kye River @kye_river]

Honestly not even really that opposed to the defence force plane and chopper flights for the PM. We live in a sparse country and schedules can be packed but man, National PMs LOVE to use them for just the dumbest shit

[Kye River @kye_river]

@Tiare_MP @henrycooke We should all apologise for being 12

[Kye River @kye_river]

It’s snowing in Te Aro. Furthermore Hipkins must resign

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

Helen White says house prices should come down - breaking ranks with her party's position on the matter

[Kye River @kye_river]

@Tiare_MP And still no authorisation statement smh

[Kye River @kye_river]

Salute the view Welly patriots 🫡

[Kye River @kye_river]

Hearing refusal to speak Bill will land you a three year prison sentence where they force you to take daily classes on why National had the “moral authority” to form government after the 2017 general election

[Kye River @kye_river]

The madman did it. I don’t know how, but he did it.
Sir Simon William English KNZM is now an official language of New Zealand.

[Kye River @kye_river]

Sir Geoffrey’s decision to whip support within Labour for the frigates and actually making call to buy them as PM was actually a great call. Read the hansard. He correctly identified you cannot hope to have independent foreign policy without independent capability

[David Capie @davidcapie]

Labour open to idea of a frigate-less Defence Force | The Post https://t.co/ax9CMm7M2C

[Kye River @kye_river]

Greggs Special Blend instant coffee is going out of production. Furthermore, Christopher Luxon must resign.

[Kye River @kye_river]

@rustie5555 Inshallah Wigram will remain a red wall seat

[Kye River @kye_river]

I can’t believe Steve Nash, legendary NBA point guard, two time NBA MVP and Basketball Hall of Famer would say those things about backbench National MP Katie Nimon

[Kye River @kye_river]

Been mistakenly referring to Stuart Nash as Steve Nash all day because I #KnowBall and totally not because I’m #UncCoded

[Kye River @kye_river]

Been mistakenly referring to Stuart Nash as Steve Nash all day because I #KnowBall and totally not because I’m #UncCoded

[Kye River @kye_river]

Bro Stuart Nash fucking stinks lmao how is he the first goneburger from a parliament that hasn’t even been elected yet. Generational levels of ass

[Kye River @kye_river]

@rustie5555 Their empanadas are your empanadas as of this moment