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serious not serious

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

I feel like other people just sit down. I have to plan to cover my asscrack when I know I'm going to be sitting on the floor. #junkinmytrunk

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

How are people supposed to bant with the current cost of avocados #banting #drought #southafricaneconony

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Pomegranate juice tastes like a tree ate a cherry and crapped it out #nature #pomegranate #FruitAndCrap

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

What if I don't like the show friends. #friends #20something #series

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

You know you coloured when your only outdoor activity is braaiing #kullit #braaivleis #proudlyCapetonian

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

I want all of the cake with none of the icing #isthatweird #cake #inmybelly

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

How does it help putting a filter on your profile picture? #slacktivism #ParisAttacks

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

When I drink with my left hand it feels like someone else is making me drink. #righthanded

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

I will never understand why people pout #duckface #fake #goffel

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Is mozzarella even real cheese. #itsnotcheeseyenough #isitbetterthannothingthough

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Have you ever looked at your feet and thought, "Damn. I'm old." #80skid #20somethingsproblems

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Everyone feels benevolent if nothing happens to be annoying him at the moment.”
~ #CSLewis | #TheProblemOfPain

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Is it just me or does the 0% increase seem unsettling... #FeesHaveFallen #ANCMustFall

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Corruption wasn't personal until now #ANCMustFall

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Salted caramel is the new red velvet. But why must we salt the caramel. Why. #bakeoff #butnotforme

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

I tried to sing Rebecca Black's Friday and then I just sang the word Friday to the tune of Baby. Cos it's the same song. #youbetterbeliebit

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Is it wrong that I love my baby more when she is sleeping #ftm

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

You know you have a problem when you buy Maries for your Nutella, but then you buy more Nutella for your Maries. #viciouscycle #fattyfordays

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

Posting Selfies on Facebook is effectively scrapbooking for popular kids #coolkids #friendsdontletfriendsscrapbook

[kelsey g @kyelsey]

You know you're a 90's kid when the song My Girl reminds you of Macaulay Culkin. And you're not sure why #90skidsproblems #mygirl