Comfort

Very special

[Comfort @kyerise]

@ChimhamhaZw this feels like an episode of voltron.
chinenge chichideketegwa vachitokonya ma bhatani!

[Mr zim Fit🇿🇼 @mr_zim_fit]

Ndine crush na KVG can some tag her till she comments this can change my life 😣

[Rami Chuene @ramichuene]

Getting divorced still ranks in my top 5 decisions I’ve ever made. I remember at church they sat me down from choir, my faith was questioned, got uncoupled & sidelined. I left church, still got divorced & discovered my best life. I never looked back. Here I am, winning, thriving!

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you

Me: Not now

Dad: Not asking for a computer person to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a real emergency happening

Dad: Go and see they need to reboot the router.

[Seth Vargo @sethvargo]

Recruiter: We’re looking to attract top talent for our NY and SF offices!

Me: No you’re not.

R: ?

Me: Top talent doesn’t have a location. Invest in a remote-friendly culture or be honest that you’re only looking to attract “transient people who write good software”

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Be gentle Malume please. 😔 😢 😭 😂

[DJ STAVO @DjStavo]

Your parents will be comparing you to other kids kunge ivo vasina zera na Strive..... 😎

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

My husband and I decided we don't want to have children.

We will be telling them tonight.

[MtfoxX3 @MtfoxX3]

If you were a "Gifted Child" in school and haven't gotten diagnosed with either anxiety, depression, ADHD, or autism, you should probably get that checked

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

I was okay until that guy walked past. 😔 😢 😭 😂

[Mrs Peetah Morgan 💖 @jessiedendere]

If anyone knows Blessing Tatenda Mlambo, a student at UZ, please let him know I picked up his wallet in Avondale this morning. RT so the young man can get his wallet back.

[David Moyo @DivadolaMoyo]

Zim has 133,633 FCAs.Of those, 111,069 FCAs hold less than US$1,000 with a total of US$4,036,509.That translates to an average of US$36.34 per FCA. So,while people here cry over FCAs,truth is the majority of Zimbos don’t have such FCAs or don’t hold significant amounts in them

[Ignatius T. Mabasa @ignatiusmabasa]

Tsuro akasvika parwizi akawana Garwe achichema.
Tsuro: Uri kuchemei?
Garwe: I’m evil. Ndadya Mhembwe anga auya kuzonwa mvura.
Tsuro: Umm that’s bad, just don’t do it again.

Tsuro akapa Garwe matishu akati, “Chipukta misodzi. Now let me hug u.”

Garwe akabva abata Tsuro akamudya