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carpin all them diems ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ she/her

[ky @kyhurst]

landlords in nyc are truly the scum of this earth

[ky @kyhurst]

reflecting on my time in middle school band as one does and just remembered the literal spit valves on trumpets 🤢

[ky @kyhurst]

i went to make a new message and misspelled the first few letters of my friends name and someone by the name of “turtleman” popped up in my contacts??

so turtleman if you’re seeing this please reach out and confess your real identity, thanks.

[ky @kyhurst]

those snapchat rewinds of 2020 really are so disrespectful. mine says “2020 was a year full of early mornings” and then just follows it up with multiple pictures of me mid mental breakdown at like 5 in the morning. disrespectful!

[ky @kyhurst]

i don’t mean to get political but mac and cheese slaps way harder as leftovers

[ky @kyhurst]

wearing an eat the rich shirt and doc martens today
-feeling hypocritical 🤗

[ky @kyhurst]

hi if you’re thinking about getting me a christmas present please pay for a tattoo i beg of you

[ky @kyhurst]

y’all ever drinking a canned soda and the tab gets caught on your nostril?

[ky @kyhurst]

i think my favorite pass time is to absolutely shit on jeopardy contestants like i knew the correct answer

[ky @kyhurst]

@sofiatam_ that’s because you know better than to let them mooch off of you

[shan @instantcosmos]

Bella, I can read every mind in this room.

[ky @kyhurst]

why am i so attracted to tik tok willy wonka????

[ky @kyhurst]

i have completely forgotten how to use the subway. i literally keep ending up in random ass places

[ky @kyhurst]

hi um if i ever said anything to you drunk, no i didn’t

[ky @kyhurst]

i swear to god people talk to me more when i have my airpods in

[ky @kyhurst]

no one:

not a single soul:

me: FINE. i’ll watch harry styles tiny desk concert again, TWIST MY ARM

[ky @kyhurst]

currently

[ky @kyhurst]

brb might implode

[One Direction @onedirection]

Tomorrow! You and me got a whole lot of history #10YearsOf1D