Kaitlin

Canadian in Japan. Music lover, toddler wrangler, pizza eater.

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Homer Simpson’s car design was genius.

There, I said it.

#momlife
#soundproofbackseatforthewin

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Hey @canadapostcorp I find it unbelievable you charged me almost $50 to OVERNIGHT an important letter and then you didn’t even deliver it the next day!!

#canadapost #thieves #canadapostsucks

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Child is flipping out because... there are spaces between her teeth.

#momlife #kidsaretheworst #whymykidiscrying

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

4 y.o. Only eats broccoli.

Now she’ll eat white broccoli (cauliflower), flat broccoli (spinach) and smooth broccoli (avocado). 🤷🏻‍♀️

#LiesLiesLies #momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Today I learned babies can shriek while eating.

#fml #momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Mom life prop tip: entertain your baby by putting a bandaid on them.

Addendum: don’t let them eat it.

#momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

“I hate grandpa because he has no hair”
- my 4 year old

#ouch #kids #momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Nothing like your baby deciding to flop out your boob in the middle of a PTA meeting.

#momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

New favourite thing baby does: barfs on toy then whips it around for maximum spray damage.

#momlife #barf #gross #sendwine

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

According to my 4 year old, robots have rectangular shaped nipples.

#TheMoreYouKnow #momlife #Kids

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

I can't believe I just had to say "don't poke your brother in the eye with your toes"

#FML #kidsaretheworst #momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

What the fuck is a hachimal?

#seriously #wtf #hachimal #momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

“Dad has a big bum... I don’t like the big bum”

- 3.5 year old.

#brutal #momlife #kidsaremean

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Get excited by someone else doing a large poo? You might be a mum.
#momlife #shit

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

Whyyy is there half chewed bacon on the floor?

Oh right, I have kids.

#momlife #bacon #kids

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

New #diet - baby kicks pizza out of my hand before I can eat it. Unpleasant but effective.

#momlife #pizzalife

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Global warming doesn't exist because I had to wear a jacket today and, besides, if the ice caps melt, the extra water will fall off the edge of the world and drown the devil.

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

#momlife is realizing your bra is completely unhooked and wondering if you even bothered to hook it that morning. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#needavacay

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

It’s hard to believe that my early 20’s was not in fact the time of my life when I was most covered in puke.

#momlife

[Kaitlin @kyinwonderland]

“I’m going to really try and wash my hair for this”

New standard for trying to make a good first impression.

#momlife