kylan

stay up on your path 🙇

[Fiedia 🌸✩🚩 @POLREWK0M]

any read breadhead would know that this is, pardon the expression, breadslop

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Jeffrey Epstein should've written a guide to networking this mf knew every famous person

[TJR @_TJRTrades]

Market open liquidity sweep strategy about to get patched bruh

[kylan @kyl4n]

Tbf if ur under 40 putting anything in a cash isa instead of stocks and shares isa ur shooting yourself in the foot

[6 🇯🇲 @AwinoE5]

Uni gms are acc the funniest ppl bro, you wrote a personal statement and ur a good kid back home 😂😂

[Pav @pavisback]

I can’t decipher this tweet we are too far gone from the English language

[𝒈 @gxrwayne]

man smashed it tops bins first time against a good goalie n man talkn bout phil these itv bruddas man

[doomer @uncledoomer]

they should put a button on the IRS website that allows you to either receive the $2000 stimmy check, or if you press the button, you have a 50-50 chance of getting either $4000 or $0

[De Niro @AJDeniro]

Macallister https://t.co/K2lEofrtzI

[Jess @jessgill03]

I’ve never had curry or a kabab and don’t intend to.

British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones.

Also, our national dish isn’t a chicken tikka masala - we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism.

[Elai @elaifresh]

We must become more Chinese

[kylan @kyl4n]

Thank u for the $25 SOFI mr trump

[amit @amitisinvesting]

TRUMP:

- DON’T WORRY ABOUT CHINA, IT WILL ALL BE FINE

- PRESIDENT XI JUST HAD A BAD MOMENT

- THE USA WANTS TO HELP CHINA NOT HURT IT

omg the most hated V shape 2.0 coming up 😂

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump on his son Barron:

“He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology”
(March)

[big duntles @biglunty]

this is what noncing used to be like, a harmless bit of community fun. not like the noncing we have now, good on him

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s this guy on tiktok who video calls chatgpt, shows it objects, asks “how much gram,” then weighs them, and if chatgpt is wrong he puts his phone in the fridge where chatgpt is forced to chat with the condiments. roko’s basilisk is definitely making a note of this man.