kyla

24. philosopher at heart. quotes are not my own.

[kyla @kylabansl]

need to get myself one of those norway shirts, they're gorgeous

[kyla @kylabansl]

@aaaronson ike & tina - jamie t

[kyla @kylabansl]

i see maxi araújo & all of a sudden i'm googling flights to uruguay

[kyla @kylabansl]

adèle exarchopoulos never ceases to amaze

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

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#RolandGarros

[kyla @kylabansl]

if cobolli goes on to win this match we need to knight that pigeon #RolandGarros

[kyla @kylabansl]

@mhercigurl tbf to them i think having it called out directly made them think ab their bias but misogny amongst footy fans is rife, couldn't begin to count the amount of times me & my pals have been berated by men in pubs as if we couldn't possibly be there to watch the footy same as them

[kyla @kylabansl]

when i was 22 (during the euros) i was working glastonbury w a bunch of 19yo lads & they did the whole 'name five players' thing & i looked them dead in the eye & went 'it's bc i'm a woman isn't it?'

[mycine🎀 @mhercigurl]

In the middle of a discussion, I said Pep will be missed and this guy immediately asked me to name five Man City players 😭

[kyla @kylabansl]

he should have a barber waiting in the wings

[kyla @kylabansl]

if zverev wins #RolandGarros i beg he cuts his hair there & then on the court

[kyla @kylabansl]

@mamaztheguru @usweekly he was the guy who thought he wanted to be an architect but ended up a dj

[kyla @kylabansl]

@helvetica_neat @usweekly he was the guy who thought he might be an architect but ended up a dj

[elijah ☆ 🇧🇬🇬🇷🇧🇪 @lionceccah]

hot take of the day stefania wouldve won even if the ukraine war wasnt happening

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If she’s hot enough she won’t even have a drivers license

[kyla @kylabansl]

i've also been in a café in barcelona at 7am w a couple of lost londoners discussing whether spurs or west ham were likelier to stay up & they told me i knew ball so maybe the times are changing

[kyla @kylabansl]

when i was 22 (during the euros) i was working glastonbury w a bunch of 19yo lads & they did the whole 'name five players' thing & i looked them dead in the eye & went 'it's bc i'm a woman isn't it?'

[kyla @kylabansl]

no song will ever beat alors on danse

[kyla @kylabansl]

who knew stromae is belgian

[kyla @kylabansl]

just heard the word manosphere in an svu episode from 2016... surely it's not been around that long

[kyla @kylabansl]

universe if you're listening pls get someone to buy my gottwood ticket that's for sale xox i wanna go to madrid

[kyla @kylabansl]

it appears i am a high agency person

[Ac Hampton @HamptonAc_]

traits of people with high agency:

> book flights impulsively
> say "call me" instead of texting essays
> can become obsessed overnight
> walk around during phone calls
> buy before they feel ready
> don’t ask group chats for opinions
> can survive on very little comfort
> good at talking to strangers
> slightly delusional
> treat embarrassment like a temporary side effect
> can disappear socially without feeling guilty
> low tolerance for slow people
> thinks most problems are figureoutable
> dangerously optimistic
> oddly calm when things go wrong

[kyla @kylabansl]

this one's for you grandad brian. up the villa 🏆