Karl

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

“It’ll be like dorthy at the end of wizard of oz but instead of clicking heels we will be knocking boots”

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@netflix I hope everyone cancels because you sick assholes support pedophiles. Fuck you rot in hell.

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

Witnessed my first child birth and wow. You go girls.

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

My dad is talking to strippers about Missouri during the American revolution. It’s only 7pm

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

That’s sick

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

ICYMI, here's a video of yours truly attempting to use my discharges to power the lights on a Christmas tree. (SPOILER ALERT ::: Of course I pull it off. My phenomenal cosmic — well, bio-electric — power is basically limitless.)

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

Marcia dipshit

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

Marcus is like: those pills will fuck with your head and I said: good luck 😂 I made so many mistakes

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@jaystinauer Why are so many people attacking trump in that thread?

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

If you got hate in your heart let it out

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

Y’all mother fuckers deserve a kick in the head on the crazy train

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@jaystinauer Yeah she doesn’t need a kid

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@jaystinauer I know.. I compensated by watching 7 seasons in 5 days tho lol

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

Why haven’t I watched the workaholic series before now

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

Same fucks who thinks it’s ok for a grown man to be with a little kid. They need to suck start a 45

[Brennan @BrennanTBennett]

Unpopular Opinion: Anyone who does this should get two choices. Life in prison, or be exiled from the country for life. If you hate this country so much, get the hell out. People didn’t lay their lives down for you disrespect our flag like this.

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@JVance14 we beat the Germans in a beer drinking game yesterday so I can quit drinking now

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@jessie__shields I saw one where the dude took handfuls of ice cream. Hopefully they all get caught

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

@EmileXVII I got it right. I won at something today going to bed

[Karl @kylansasianpapi]

I need mortars dammit