Kyls

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

"@khadijapatel: Cheeky cartoon from Nanda Soobben (@SAVotes2014) on #OscarPistorius today: http://t.co/KriW61jHai" yo

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@MishaBotha : daai broek is terrible. Moet dit asb nooit ooit dra nie :/

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

Pregnant women look so happy.I wonder if they know that their vagina is going to be ripped open by alittle fucker@MishaBotha @minettedekock

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

"@TheWorldStories: Bali, Indonesia http://t.co/GTNk5fXqHW"@4nads4_vm

[SceneStream @scenestreamapp]

*goes fishing*

*catches sea bass*

*unhooks sea bass*

*slips*

*drops the bass*

DR-DR-DRRROP THE BASS

*everyone starts to rave*

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

"@StooryOfMyLife: love http://t.co/FyPDHzDRLM" @MishaBotha

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

"@TheFunnyTeens: When someone I don't like talks to me. http://t.co/QoSAQQGr0M" @MishaBotha @minettedekock @Mari_Bredenkamp

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

#iloveyoumishie @MishaBotha

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

Rearange thesewords 1. PNEIS 2. HTIELR 3. NGGERI 4. BUTTSXE Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty" @MishaBotha

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

Nog net afrikaans wat tussen ons en die beste vakansie van ons lewens staan :D #jiptoer @Salomay__Smith @NadiavZyl @Sumare_Bensley

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@TheFunnySayings: the only dates i get are updates @95skillie hahaha joke's on you :)

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling"

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@Salomay__Smith When I get in an elevator, I look at everyone inside & say "Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@ilsevollgraaff Teacher: "You should know this, you learned it 3 years ago!" Me:"Bitch, I don't even remember what happened last week!".

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@rezamaritz FunnyJokeBook: 100% of the people reading this are alive."

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@rezamaritz hallo tannie :D

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

"@skillie101: Success isn't given. Its earned. On the track, on the field, in the gym. With blood, sweat and the occasional tear."

[Kyls @KylaOrton]

@minettedekock jy mag ma my laptop vanmiddag leen :)