Kyla

I’m no hero, I put my socks on one toe at a time just like everybody else.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

oh no our president has been abducted

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The answer to the question "Can people really be that stupid?" is always yes.

[Nigerian Giant @SheWantsTheVic]

She DID that

[Kyla @kylaterr]

@allymoody2 @shellybird7 O hello

[Kyla @kylaterr]

@Porsche Thanks but I have 3 dollars

[Kyla @kylaterr]

Haven’t tweeted in years but I will for this #savelucifer

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

First Lady of Poland needs some kind of award for this....😂😂😂

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In hindsight human civilization was a bad idea.

[Jimbles Notronbo @JimblesN]

What does the inside of your nose smell like

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

oh dope, one of my most hated enemies just gave me a giant wooden horse for free. completely unexpected, this rules

[Kyla @kylaterr]

When you hear your man laugh from the bathroom then get a link to a meme #truelove #RelationshipGoals

[Kyla @kylaterr]

@realDonaldTrump Listen here needle prick the bug fucker the 8th it’s called taking care of your fellow man!

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

This is not normal.

Longer list in article. https://t.co/fUwg7xRhtN #Resist

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

It's been over twelve hours.... it's still there... it would be so easy to get it... but so much easier not to. #GrownWoman

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Just spotted a Pop-Tart wrapper under my bed. That seems about right. #GrownWoman