dyll smith

it sounded better in my head

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

Altoids are actually just fried toothpaste

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

you can just do stuff

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

dr pepper but she can’t operate on her son

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

holding empty pbr up to my ear like a seashell and it whispers “they want to hear your 1920’s gangster impression”

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

Casting thirst trap for 6d9 damage

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

Visor? Inverted
Shells? Pookad

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

This and 4 or 5 light beers throughout the course of the afternoon

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

hey siri top 10 monkeys

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

planning on learning how to juggle next year

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

bagels beef jerky bread

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

I got all these snakes but I feel like they could be oilier

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

too hot to handle but it’s me and leftover chicken wings

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

reading fortune cookies like tarot cards

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

what if we all came together as a society and agreed to be nice to me

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

I love when the fare is globally inspired

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

You’re telling me I get pit tickets to Dave Matthews Tiny Desk and I’m not supposed to mosh?

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

Can’t wait to really start DRESSING this fall

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

you can pry my microwave from my cold and really hot in some places hands

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

are they called crab rangoons bc they look like crabs?

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

we need more domesticated raccoons

[dyll smith @kyldyl]

oh buddy, vinyl is the only way to listen to podcasts