Kyle Mills

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

@craigmabbitt man this violence every where has gotten much worse than it should be

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I was going to let my kids watch the fireflies tonight.

Then I found out that glowing is a mating dance.

Just say no to insect pornos.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, "Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."

Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 2-year-old said "cow" and then pointed at me.

I'm pretty sure I just got fat shamed by a toddler.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I spent 2 minutes looking for my wallet while it was in my hand.

I'm responsible for the lives of four children.

God help them all.

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Run from dreams, not fear.

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Just me 👌🏻

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Where's all my vape fan at?!

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Nice vape by the lake #vape #vapelife #vapefam #vapeon #southerntradition #vapordynamix #vapeporn #vaporware

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

thank God for the 2-3 friends that actually care about me & check on me, you guys know who you are. ur a blessing i swear

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

@fatguyvaping

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad's ashes this morning.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

When somebody starts a sentence, "with all due respect..." it's almost guaranteed they're about to say something shitty.

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Fresh build #vaping #vapefam #vapeporn #vapehooligans

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Cloudy vape for a cloudy day

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

Beautiful #vapelife #vapeporn #ivapeivote #vapecommunity

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What did you do at school?

5-year-old: Nothing.

Me: How can you be there all day and do nothing?

5: What did you do at work?

Touché.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

When #Deadpool opened, Ryan Reynolds was just 39 years & 4 months old. Today? He's 39 and a half. #Monthiversary

[Kyle Mills @kyle_021715]

@VancityReynolds I watched Deadpool four times in theaters before they realized I was movie hoping and kindly gave me a boot up the ass