Paul Blartus

I’m just here so I don’t get fined

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@Polls0Politics @AlHuddah01 @PopBase Two movies in, and it’s because the original actor died

[DIEM @DiemArchive]

this one went platinum on the tl this week unc

[Kailof @Kailof_]

*Taps the sign*

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

"the bear is not comedy-"

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@JeffDLowe

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@JoshuaRinard @JeffDLowe Everything Everywhere All at Once just last year.

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@JeffDLowe @TheDozenTrivia Length of the Grand Canyon in feet

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@LADEig @Lakers @Chriswood_5

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@OsheaJacksonJr @SHIBAMI___ @TheJumpMan98 Apparently just a Lebron hater judging by his retweets 🤡

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@bus13994992 @NicholasPas5 Nah brother, I had to look it up 😂 nothing else fit well with Kal-El

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@DiscussingFilm

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@VonLuftwaffe @RoyReadsManga As someone who’s watched both, I don’t think it would be as one sided as people are making it out to be. Both have a good amount of strength and experience to boot. That being said, Kid Goku would most likely still win based off of pure power

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@Ryanmelley22 @LightsCameraPod @Fandango “NOOOO RYAN DONT DO IT JOAQUIN SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO RYAN”

[Roy📚 @RoyReadsManga]

Tweet like Dragon Ball is real.

[Swanky @paparamzzz]

ESPN would be hilarious during the Cell Games

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@PULPCREEPY @Luqueratief @debskie_T0Bi @DiscussingFilm Considering those kids shows are the basis for 60-70% of new and future Star Wars content, I’d say they’re pretty important

[Paul Blartus @kyle_bartus]

@tavotabotatoGIR @Touyarokii I mean so is entrusting a teenager who just got his first Pokémon to take down a criminal organization bent on destroying the world 😂