Ok. I forgot my password and have a defunct email linked to this Twitter account and I can't sign in to other devices. So I have created a fresh new account and will be shutting this one down. Feel free to follow me @_kylebille. It's sure to be a good time.
Jan 21 - This isn't something we usually forecast, but don't be surprised if you see Iguanas falling from the trees tonight as lows drop into the 30s and 40s. Brrrr! #flwx#miami
“If you can’t fly, then run.
If you can’t run, then walk.
If you can’t walk, then crawl.
But by all means, keep moving.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
#MLKDay
NFL: nominates Eric Fisher’s beer chug for the #BudLightCelly of the week for fans to vote on. It wins.
Also NFL: fines Eric Fisher nearly $15K for his beer chug.
Got it 👍.
Cashier: "See you next time"
My brain:
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Me: "You too"