Today is February 11, 2025. I’m pinning this tweet for February 14, 2027. The Chiefs have just won Super Bowl 61. Mahomes bounces back from his performance in Super Bowl 59 and plays one of his best games ever. Chiefs win their 5th Lombardi trophy and Mahomes takes home the MVP.
Patrick Mahomes won 2 Super Bowls without a top 8 defense.
Brady never did that.
Mahomes won MVP & Super Bowl MVP in the same season.
Brady never did that.
Mahomes took a bottom 5 defense to the Conference Championship Game.
Brady never had a bottom 10 defense once.
Mahomes has won 2 playoff games where his opponent scored 35+ points.
Brady never did that.
A poor diet is the #1 reason people can't lose fat.
After coaching 900+ people, the ones who lose the most do the same thing, pick 3-4 simple meals on repeat.
Here's the list:
1. Chipotle
The debate should have ended the minute Belichick admitted he was showing gronk Travis' tape to learn from. Pats fans can't also claim longevity matters in Tom's case but don't apply it in Travis' case
I find it hilarious that Mahomes got more slander for losing the SB last year despite already being proven and having 3 rings with 5 SB appearances than Allen is currently getting for having 4 turnover and costing his team the game vs the Broncos😂. Different standards I guess🤷🏽♂️
Not a QB Rankings, but as far as, “Quarterbacks you’d want in a playoff game”, the following guys have to be ahead of @DannyParkins’ beloved Justin Herbert:
Mahomes
Allen
Stafford
Burrow
Caleb
Maye
Love
Purdy
Hurts
Goff
Trevor
CJ
Jayden
Baker
Dak
Lamar
That’s half the league!
3:30am. Husband and I *just* finished putting together all of the big toys for the kids. Just want to say fuck Allen wrenches. Fuck them. All sizes. Every single Allen wrench can get fucked to hell. The second the Allen wrench guy said “I have an idea—” we should’ve shot him
Young people aren’t dying from protein deficiencies
They’re dying from fiber deficiencies
Fiber is key to:
• Protecting against colon cancer
• Fighting heart disease
• Boosting fat loss
Yet 95% of people don’t get enough.
Here are high-fiber foods you need:
1. Chia seeds
This season makes no sense. Mahomes has been statistically pretty good, Kelce is great, WR corps is at full strength, we don’t turn it over that much, and our defense doesn’t allow a ton of points. But we’re 5-5?
There are 2 possibilities here.
1) Refs make mistakes, and penalties are at times subjective.
2) A massive conspiracy involving hundreds if not thousands, which doesn't have a real benefit (TV numbers are insane regardless), risks the entire league, and has no actual evidence.
We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was: a man who believed that the Civil Rights Act that granted Black Americans the right to vote was a “mistake,” who after the violent attack on Paul Pelosi claimed that “some amazing patriot out there” should bail out his assailant, and accused Jews of controlling “not just the colleges – it’s the nonprofits, it’s the movies, it’s Hollywood, it’s all of it.”
His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans – far from “working tirelessly to promote unity” as asserted by the majority in this resolution.”
We can condemn his horrific assassination and the scourge of political violence without uplifting these ideas.
Young people aren’t dying from protein deficiencies
They’re dying from fiber deficiencies
Fiber is key to:
• Protecting against colon cancer
• Fighting heart disease
• Boosting fat loss
Yet 95% of people don’t get enough.
Here are high-fiber foods you need:
1. Chia seeds