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Below Average Comedian. Full Time Gambling Connoisseur

[k @kyle_kryz]

When none of your booty calls respond to your 2am "you up?" text https://t.co/PRmlIA519u

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Fuck it I'll do it myself

[k @kyle_kryz]

@alex_edmiston24 Can’t be put on it twice 🤷‍♂️

[k @kyle_kryz]

Flight delayed 3 hours. Won’t land til 1am. Upgraded to first class for $31, free drinks included. Hope the flight attendant wore her running shoes because I’m drinking at least $100 worth of alcohol on this hour and a half flight

[k @kyle_kryz]

Going through the worst thing that will ever happen to me but still feeling like I’m just going to annoy the people in my life if I reach out has to be a bottom 1 feeling

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

what is the opposite of main character syndrome?? assuming you're a tiny irrelevant part of everybody's life that nobody thinks about when you're not around??? that's what I have I think

[k @kyle_kryz]

I was accidentally smiling when trying to use FaceID earlier and it said face not recognized. That about sums up life lately

[k @kyle_kryz]

My favorite part about sitcoms is how they can live extravagant lives in very expensive cities with jobs that pay barely above minimum wage

[tag! @taggartkent]

caitlin clark and angel reece rivalry is like if kobe had a beef with marcin gortat

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good luck gambling twitter. Must retweet for good luck

[k @kyle_kryz]

@cookitup31 Link? 🔗

[k @kyle_kryz]

@cookitup31 HT lay for NBA? 🙏

[k @kyle_kryz]

This is the worst bad beat I’ve ever had. All he had to do was not triple bogey 18. #masters25 #GamblingX

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Turtle

Retweet for good gambling luck

[k @kyle_kryz]

@alex_edmiston24 Unlike the leaves on the trees it ain’t coming back

[k @kyle_kryz]

Fuck a happy birthday message from Snapchat, I want a happy birthday deposit bonus from FanDuel @FDSportsbook

[k @kyle_kryz]

@cookitup31 Link? 🙏

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

LUCKY GAMBLING SQUIRREL. RETWEET FOR GOOD LUCK

[yeah* @newtonpbu]

Mike Evan’s watching Marshawn Lattimore leave the NFC South

[MikeVicksDog @MikeV1cksDog]

If only I sports bet in middle school. The boys would’ve cooked up insane parlays at this table. Ball knowledge was at an all time high

[k @kyle_kryz]

Speaking this into existence, need gambling twitter to bless this one #GamblingCommunity #sportsbet