Been waiting for my #Covid19UK test results for over 48 hours now. A key worker, 23 weeks pregnant and wanting to get back to work! Called the helpline and get cut off before being able to speak to an actual human. #TestingShambles#coronavirusuk#Covid_19
@usainbolt can you do me a favour please.... stop training @Tesco supermarket workers to sprint!! I swear anytime I ask them to show me where an item is, they're competing in the 100m sprint! #powerwalking#Ihavetojogtokeepup
So errrr boys @Chris_Stark @tomfordyce@petercrouch - I know this Coronavirus malarkey is getting serious in the UK now, and you're probably thinking of self isolating, but for god sake please isolate together! 3 months of pods would be great! #karlstartedcorona#pissoffkarl
Who the hell invented that rule years ago that you had to wear smart shoes to get in a club? What was their thought process.. "hmm, smartly dressed people spend more money, let's only let people in that wear shoes and a shirt. That'll help with profits." #thingsthatusedtobenormal
What's the obsession with people starting sentences with "I mean" recently?? Surely you're about to tell me what you mean, so why are you saying the extra "I mean"? It doesn't mean anything! #sheep
Hey, Iβm Oakley, iβm 9 months old & was born with a rare eye condition which left me blind in my left eye.
In Jan 2019, the eye began to swell and a tumour behind the eye began to push through my eye socket.
Iβve lived in @GOSHCharity since
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