kyle

how the heck do magnets work

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

take away my LinkedIn when I start drinking

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

this makes me incredibly happy

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Definition of fuck around & find out

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

I want a stuart little horror movie and I want it now

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

[Fabian @fabianigiraneza]

white lotus finale

[Jimmy Nolan ���🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jimmyy_96]

Me at the bar

[Norm of the North @NormOfNorth]

norm has just finished reading the communist manifesto

[Norm of the North @NormOfNorth]

norm feet stank

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

me after dumping $24 into TouchTunes

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

My dad owns a funeral home and some slogan ideas I have for him are:

1) We Put The “Fun” in Funerals
2) You’re Dying to Get In
3) We’ll “Urn” Your Trust in No Time

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

Having a hard time with this app

[Natalie @jbfan911]

I wore a red polo to target and they took me to the back and let me comb the creature that lays the target balls

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 223

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

hey Siri can you get a DUI on a bird scooter

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

@QuinnXCII I refuse to leave your show until you bring out Matt Damon on stage for fake denim

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

fuck it - we're closing our doors for good. It's been fun ride! Thanks for supporting Jurassic Park

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

Arthur watch party at my place let's get fucked up

[IGN @IGN]

Beloved and educational children's show Arthur is ending after 25 years. The show's final season will air in the Winter of 2022.

[kyle @kyle_spalinger]

imagine being an orphan and two loving parents come in and pick a fucking rat instead of you