Kyle Theobald

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@nicksortor Just some of the billions of people that we need to get out if you ask me. Get them gone already

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@AwakenedOutlaw First the airports then the roads. Maybe they'll start being reasonable when they get hungry enough

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@GuntherEagleman @libsoftiktok Obviously Republican states are right to redistrict but Democrat ones should never be allowed under any circumstance. Good job everyone

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@nicksortor I mean it's a start but when can we stop with this districts musical chairs and just start arresting the people who don't vote the way we like?

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

Colts are trash. I said last week they won't win another game this season. Time to burn down the stadium

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@billyarrowsmith I hate that Megan is watching this and I’ve seen enough episodes to know what you’re taking about

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@billyarrowsmith This is a perfect tweet. Thank you

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Batman & The Court of Owls. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at https://t.co/QKXSpbCHry #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Jessica Cruz, Green Lantern. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at https://t.co/QKXSpbCHry #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@Turbo314 that's some legit metal

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

If you're worried about the election outcome just remember, it's only four years and we'll all be dead by then anyway. #Election2016

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@DCComics @gerardway @JonRivera @NC_Comicon Will we get to see Christie, Johnny, Bulldozer and Lena the lemur?

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

Remember when the Greeks invented democracy and created Republicans and Democrats? Good thing they decided on only two parties. #debate

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

I wish athletes would protest in a more respectful way, like by dumping tea into the ocean. #Kaepernicking

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

Hey Twitter friends, check out my Etsy and help me pay my rent. https://t.co/S2NO3Y5BF2

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

I need groceries. Or I could just go to my mom's and take her stuff. Hmm is this an adult problem?

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@nblonkenfeld @TrevorBolliger Jargon - Using real words in nonsense ways.

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

My beard is getting pretty long but my profile pic is old. If only there was a way to take your picture so people knew what you looked like.

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

I'm pretty terrible as a human but if I was an alien trying to blend in as a human, I'd be above average.

[Kyle Theobald @kyle_theobald]

@heymcgowan I usually get it in my mouth but whatever works for you