Johnson Hammerswaddle

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[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

Today was very eventful. I saw the great pyramids of Giza, went to Saqqara, saw old tombs and Egypt’s first ever pyramid. And I also rode a camel and did a drive by drug deal while on the camels back and it just kept walking. S/O my boy Rambo for the connect (rambos the camel)

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@DeCostaLacie Harbaugh is your neighbor and Eric’s best bud so he won’t fire him but it’s going to start putting Eric in the hot seat if he keeps defending harbs like this. FIRE HARBAUGH

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@savvyquark @MackxxDaniels @espn And ovechkin is LeBron

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@__WayneNoBrady @koestreicher34 I was at the game. Didn’t realize how loud the crowd sounded to everyone at home

[Lamar Translator @LJTranslator]

https://t.co/Fu4vJ5wXYK

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@PenWrangler @HardPass4 @LucasKunceMO @AdamKinzinger It’s not mixed yet so it wouldn’t do anything. But that’s a shit ton of tannerite for being that close. Hope they were able to back it up 100+ yards

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@Lj_era8 you had 2 timeouts left and you panicked. This is why you’ll never win a Super Bowl

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@BUFSportsTalk Ravens outcoached the bills? Harbaugh single handedly gave the hills a 4th down conversion because he’s an idiot

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@ChrisZruns @koestreicher34 You just named the 2 literal oldest teams in football, older than the nfl. And the colts are basically there with them. He’s not wrong.

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@Orioles Still bums me out that they ruined the beautiful skyline by putting a giant Hilton right in the way. It embodies the spirit of losing originality for big money making corporate bullshit

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@SundayShoessss @BoeJidensBurner @marlon_humphrey Who, Marlo was?!

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@NewEraZach Chiefs 26
Ravens 23

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@SkiMaskChris_ @sgellison @UpAndAdamsShow @Lj_era8 👀

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@davis_rubel @AKTHAGOD @TheAlphaRock1 @_MLFootball @PatMcAfeeShow False, the 10 yards is the distance to the back of the endzone, the 7 yards is the added HEIGHT of the crossbar. A kick could make it’s from the 50 to the back of the endzone and it traveled 60 yards in air, but it needed 7 more to make it over the crossbar

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@pluckinstrings @flea333 Watch this video if you haven’t before. Fantastic little jam with tons of fantastic musicians just groovin

https://t.co/3WZ3kP2ghv

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@flea333 I met him last year after I saw the chilis at Jazzfest. After the show, I went to a bar in downtown NOLA and saw Voodoo Dead which is George Porter sitting in with Steve Kimock and played Grateful Dead songs. I was hangin out outside after the show when he came out. Real nice guy

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@tj_snell @TerribleMaps You realize that the only reason why the south has more dogs is because they just breed them and don’t take care of em right? The north doesn’t have wild stray dogs the way the south does. That’s not a good thing. The animal control down here is a joke.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

the Kellogg's Star Wars spoon (2005)

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@prcullen66 So if we wrote the damn thing, then we can sing it however we want. Marylanders and baltimoreans have more pride for the anthem than damn near any other city or state in the country.

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@DannerFoundati1 @coolguy1968 @franmcdaniel13 @WallStreetSilv When did you buy it? And what was your salary when you bought the house if you don’t mind me asking?

[Johnson Hammerswaddle @kyle_toronto]

@Chris71057755 @OdogwuMinnesota @franmcdaniel13 @WallStreetSilv You’re so out of touch that it’s sad. You wanna talk about entry level jobs and wanting more…you boomers don’t realize how posh you had it. You barley had to work to get a nice house/car back in the day. And that’s the exact point of the original video.