Kyle Torrance

will send feet pics for money

[SpookySnake🎃 @Sneakiestsnakee]

And they say us white people don’t season our food

[IDEA UNDERSTANDER @highcanthrope]

Seems straightforward to me

[Kyle Torrance @kyle_torrance]

The great city of Florida

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Which city has the best anthem??? 👀🤔

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Me: I’ll show you real wealth. You see this burn hole in my adidas track pants? Black and mild. Wood tip. Wine. I was having a drunk heart to heart with an old friend, we laughed and cried and we-

Cashier: do you really have enough for 50 burgers

Me: you’re not listening to me

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Greatest intro of all-time

[Kyle Torrance @kyle_torrance]

More memorable than any of the classes I took at Tech tbh

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

Checked a YouTube tutorial to make sure I set my washer/dryer up correctly and was physically knocked out of my chair by the channel intro

[lex luthor @lexxipro]

give stormi a gun

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

How my WSOP ended…

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Guy: (does some sociopathic shit)

His boys: he got that dawg in him

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

everybody want crackhead superpowers but nobody wanna do crack

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

league of legends son or onlyfans daughter

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

Thank you @RudyGiuliani !! What a day what a day

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

I can’t believe they let kids watch this