Kyle Watson

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Call your mom tonight queen?

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

I won’t know inner peace until construction is done on I-75

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

Good luck to all of the guys that try to “Happy New Year” their way back into their ex’s life. Don’t start 2023 with a L

[Leumas Reymkoob @leumasreymkoob]

Fun fact: there’s a time difference when traveling from Michigan to Ohio. You go from “Eastern Standard Time” to “Having A Terrible Time”

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Fake news

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer This is how I met Julia

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer As the self elected president of DAC (Dog Approval Committee), I met Nova today and can confirm this is possibly the greatest dog. 12/10

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Never did I ever think you would know “bussin” or “griddy.” I’m so happy, welcome to the 21st century Sam

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Edge fitness just hits different. Always has a good vibe like that

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer As a chronic 3-5 snooze abuser, I confirm this might work

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

You want to make a difference in the world? Don’t post a pic of a firework this weekend

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer @AdamSandler @BobanMarjanovic Is this an ad??

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

We walked so Miles Teller could run

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

Alright men, it’s mustache SZN. Women get pumpkin spice, we get mustaches. Let’s see those mustaches this fall 🙏

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Where’s the tooth fairy getting all that cash? There’s a lot of unsolved bank robberies…

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@brookebealee You share a shower with @samuelbookmyer, what do you expect?

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Calm down Jimmy Neutron. You put on sunscreen thicker than anyone I know

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Tom Holland, Toby McGuire, and Andrew Garfield are all Spider-Man. What makes you wrong? Could be Bill Murray in the multi-verse

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer I know you’re binging SpongeBob episodes

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer I go bowling once in three years and you subtweet me. Smh

[Kyle Watson @kyle_watson77]

@samuelbookmyer Please delete your account