Kyle Whaley

Desperate for accolades.

[Kyle Whaley @kyle_whaley]

@thelastcarl This is why we never play monopoly

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@thelastcarl I got a great idea for an app you can do for me instead. It's like facebook meets twitter meets tik tok meets uber but for shampoos. No pay yet but the idea is worth 🤑

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@thelastcarl I'm very happy you think I'm talking about the baby when I talk diaper blowouts.

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@MapleLeafs Maybe the @CanadiensMTL should ask Arcade Fire to do a jersey. They're both without Wins.

[Kyle Whaley @kyle_whaley]

@ryn_0sh Liquor store clerk: I'm gonna need to see some age verification.

Me: Remember when there were two different shades of brown M&Ms?

Liquor store clerk: Enjoy your purchase.

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@thelastcarl Weird flex but ok

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@thelastcarl Don't forget that one to two day stretch where hoodies and shorts have their brief love affair.

[Kyle Whaley @kyle_whaley]

@thelastcarl You're such a Blanche

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@thelastcarl Dude, they opened it up to the 55+ crowd ages ago. Whyd you wait so long?

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@thelastcarl I guess I'm the only one who celebrates I'll-tell-you-whandnesdays?

[Kyle Whaley @kyle_whaley]

@thelastcarl If you have consternation try a tall, cool glass of prune juice. You're welcome!

[Kyle Whaley @kyle_whaley]

@thelastcarl Is it easier or harder than finding ECW Tshirts or pants that are just entirely too wide.

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@thelastcarl I can guess which Star Trek series you're mid binge.

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@thelastcarl Check out OAN! From what I hear it's the Only Animal News network. For pet-triots, by pet-triots.

[Kyle Whaley @kyle_whaley]

@thelastcarl Ditto, I guess.

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@thelastcarl Am I Pedro or Oscar? Asking for a friend (you)

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@meganfraser

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@thelastcarl Yeeeeaaaaaaaaah

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@thelastcarl Depending on how things go, they'd stand to make a killing selling "Whoops, All Glass!" bags.

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@thelastcarl I like how you threw in the "s" and "cat" to make it not weird