Kylea🌻

I dig holes at the beach for a living

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

Small girl, big plans

[Nooshin Sheidaei @Noosh_Sheidaei]

Since peanuts are shaped like chromosomes, here is a mitotic peanut cake. If we wait long enough there will be two cakes :)

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

Everyone’s out here getting married, buying a house, traveling and getting promoted while I just got another mental health diagnosis. Am I’m being punked??

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

Okay but I would die for chase stokes, respectfully

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

The drama in the turtle world right now is something else

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

I’m so embarrassed I almost left the dentist without paying. The lady had to run outside to chase me 😭 the worst part is a family member used to work there so they know me rip😭😭

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Born too late to discover new land and too early to discover new worlds but just in time to collect microplastics in my major organs

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

My favorite things about Mexico is the nacho cheese Doritos are spicier than American nacho cheese Doritos. The brand literally changes the recipes spice level because we can’t handle it

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

having divorced parents funny cuz why were my parents trading me at the gas station like i’m coke

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

if you asked me what the gas price is i couldn’t tell you because i rarely check, i mean what’s the point? i’m gonna get gas regardless, i have better things to do like die for my employer

[This-Barbie-Be-Cooking @Vishi_Divine]

Parents be like "boys are easier" and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

My snap memories for today from last year I’m giving treatments to sea turtle patients, the year before that I’m building a manatee puzzle to confirm we have all the pieces for a program and today I’m sitting in an office wishing I was anywhere else 😭

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

I did it. I did the damn thing y’all. My friends called me drunk to tell me happy NY and they love and miss me since I’m out of town 😭🥰

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

I’m speaking it into existence that this year I’m going to make girl friends that want to hangout and do fun girl stuff with me

[rachel @RachChamp_]

Can’t believe that today a gynaecologist told me that a hysterectomy wouldn’t be considered as an option for my debilitating period pain on the off chance that I divorce my wife, my sexual orientation changes, I meet a man and decide I want children 🙃🙃🙃

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

Mamma needs a bones day today

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

When thousands of people check the forecast each day, they are not looking to a meteorologist or news outlet for answers. Instead, they seek the counsel of Noodle, a 13-year-old pug turned fortune teller. https://t.co/OWUkeo7x4e

[Kylea🌻 @kylea3636]

I was being existential and Chris tried giving me a pep talk and goes if you were a stock I’d buy you 😂😂 apparently I’m a good investment

[bug girl @buggirl]

the family’s gofundme whose money is being used to fund search teams, private investigators, aerial/drone searches, hotel expenses to help them stay in the AZ area to look for, etc. since police are not providing the help they should be receiving https://t.co/5sXmFCDUQ7

[bug girl @buggirl]

!!!! here is a petition created by his family to pressure police into changing the status of Daniel’s case to a criminal investigation so that it’s taken more seriously and evidence is analyzed thoroughly https://t.co/8m8klMD038