Kyle Aisteach

Writer of speculative fiction. Any pronouns.

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It's a good thing I have no moral or legal responsibility to respect the monarchy. I keep extemporizing new lyrics to @SteveMartinToGo's "King Tut":

(King Chuck) Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see
(King Chuck) People stand in line to mock the monarchy!

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So, Charles is king now. Welcome to the Cuckian Period.

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In honor of the passing of Dean Stockwell, Super Genius: https://t.co/PEK5bQqUB1

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Husband: Your nieces are weird.
Me: Hey, those are my sister's children you're talking about!
Husband: Oh, yeah, that would explain it...

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I will warrant that the 1918 pandemic is a better analog for the COVID pandemic, but let's not forget a deadly pandemic because it unfolded slowly and mostly affected an unpopular minority.

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.@HollyYanCNN says "More than 675,000 people in the United States have died from Covid-19, according to Johns Hopkins University. That surpasses the estimated US death toll from the deadliest pandemic of the 20th century."

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I just feel like I need to point out that the HIV/AIDS pandemic has killed, based on conservative estimates, close to 700,000 Americans.

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@catvalente I used to sing this to my nephew as a lullaby, too. But he never announced extraterrestrial origins...

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

We do it for the love

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Congratulations to all the Locus Award winners!

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@AletheaKontis Dawn Beige?

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We have a lovely new Author Spotlight today with @BethCato!

https://t.co/o6TQcDr6Bl

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As you enjoy your Memorial Day, please remember all those who lost their lives for our freedom.

Do not let their deaths be in vain. Remain vigilant against all threats to freedom, justice, and equality.

Happy Memorial Day!

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@jadler8 Tricorn hats provide good protection from the sun. Just sayin'... :)

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@jadler8 I love this look! Invest in a tricorn hat and dress this way every day!

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Pro tip: If you put your headphones on backwards, it's just like playing in the symphony.

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@saltysaltyhamm @fictionlisbeth @JulietteWade The plans are already made...

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Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers out there!

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@willowcabins @Aimee_Ogden @hexagonmagazine Thank you very much! It was a fun story to write, and I honestly didn't know if anyone would like it but me.