Kyle Alting®

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@superstasamuel @TheGreatOneYT Did the belt get smaller, or did the people that held it get bigger 🤔

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@SeanSmithSucks @Tee_Reeds89

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@TheBastardNoah Crown Jewel in the Ass

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@Horlahofkano @Kvng_HorLaH Is nobody gonna mention the “whenever you and my brother are bathing” line??? The fuck is that about?

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@meelonmuskusa 56

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Woll out, Samsonov in, Bruins by a million! #LeafsBruins #NHLPlayoffs #Game7

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

The Rock’s entrance…. Goosebumps #WrestleManiaXL

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@JustTalkWrestle Well, the first one that came to mind when I saw it was The Undertaker, since his fucking name is written on it!

Ric Flair though

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

Avril Lavigne: He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?

2023: CANCELED!!!!!!!!

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

People with foldable car keys that just leave them open all the time are psychopaths!

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I’m absolutely blown away.

Just realized egg salad is chicken salad.

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@TheRajGiri This is a crazy coincidence!

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@UberFacts Just cuz…. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@UberFacts Take your pants off, nobody wants to fight a naked guy!

[ITR Wrestling @ITRWrestling_]

If Cody Rhodes debuts tonight for the #WWE at #WrestleMania we will give one random person who follows us and likes/retweets this post a mystery package of signed wrestling goodies!

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

The most under appreciated thing in society today is a good quality sandwich!

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

I yelled COW to a woman on a bike. She gave me the finger, then plowed right into the COW.
I tried.

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@kordm Exactly! The 80/20 Principle is a great book that can help people learn how to create more time in their day and be more efficient. It says that 80% of productivity comes from just 20% of time invested. Learn which 20% that is, focus on it, and use the rest for something else.

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

@kordm Been thinking a lot about this lately!

[Kyle Alting® @kylealting]

There’s like 5 guys in the gym right now, and we’re all training biceps!
Just guys being dudes!