Kylea Johnson

Well, you’ve made it this far.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

@alamodrafthouse is there anyway we can buy the “There’s nothing that a car can’t solve” motivational poster in your #F9 9 minute recap?

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

When your boss replies to your paragraphs of data with a one word email and no signature.....
Anxiety: Well I’m probably getting fired today, what other chaos can I start.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

Palmer describing Gibbs as a federal agent slash envelope pushing, silver fox renegade is everything I've ever needed.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

I am much too young to feel this hungover.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

Just had a screaming match with myself because people left lights on in a room that no one (not even the dogs) were in and left the house completely. Because I've turned into my mother!

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

All I wanted today was some tacos.... And then my friends did me dirty and cancelled last minute. Taco bout a massive let down.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

Someone tried to be cute and put a sticky note (proportionally cut FYI) on the laser of my mouse so it wouldn’t move.... let the games begin boys, let the games begin.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

The chestnut praline latte is BBBAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!! And the world is right again...

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

@dominos sent praise through email, but I can’t help myself from pointing out that your driver Jay in the Mesa,AZ Store 7661 is an amazing, kind human being. I feel so privileged that he was my driver tonight. #driveroftheyear

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

404 Error: #MondayMotivation Not Found.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

When you are messaging a coworker about how you are making your Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets battle to their deaths and eat the loser....
Them: what drugs are you on right now? Are you drunk? Do you need help??

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

@DoorDash_Help when it says cannot deliver on the tracking status, but never received a call from my dasher and can’t get a hold of them... what do I do? Call the restaurant?

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

Coworker: Please tell me this time stamp is wrong, it’s way too early.
Me: it’s only wrong if you are looking at it as west coast time.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

I’m sorry, Mr Uber Driver, but if you are going to accept rides from the airport, but shouldn’t you know how to get out?

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

There are moments at work where I kick butt and take names... and then there are moments where I want to call people idiots and run away screaming.... it’s all about balance.

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

@AskFrontier Oh good! ^Denise I was scared that I was going to have to dial it back down to 750kbps because I scared ^Jeff away. Don’t want to go back there again!

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

It’s fun to learn how much @FrontierCorp is screwing over businesses in CA by buying up Fios lines and then telling companies it’s not available. Also how is 3mbps speed fast enough to even offer as a service??

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

@FrontierCorp I hope ^Jeff didn’t think I was coming on to him too quickly with those nice words. I mean how fast can you move at 3mbps?

[Kylea Johnson @kyleamjohnson]

@FrontierCorp Oh Jeff, sweet, innocent customer service Jeff with @FrontierCorp I was just on the phone for an hour with customer service and tech support to get our business lines fixed. ALL OF OUR NEIGHBORS have access to Fios, but we were told that 3mbps is our top speed.