Fred Pimpstone 🧌

new era

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

Y’all relationships don’t work out because you listen to your ho ass friends instead of yo boyfriend

[323 @Ggod323]

The stripper could like me tho

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[Fred Pimpstone 🧌 @kylebartonnn]

Either I find a way, or I’ll make a way

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga like me don't quit, so victory is certain.

[𝓘𝓼𝓪𝓪𝓬 @1lowkeyisaac]

yall hoes find everything weird except the shit yall do

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[gosh believer @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

You can never crash out over a known hoe

You gotta keep it playa.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

pretty sure my homeboys would pregame my funeral

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

MMA is going to become illegal when they do the autopsy on Nate Diaz’s brain

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

catch a hoe in a lie if you want she gone hate u like a mf

[💤 @coughsyrupzzz]

keep going gang even on the days it dont feel worth it

[໊ @wynavira]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket