Kyle Bergstresser

I'm Rich & I'm Strong

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

Are you tweeting because you had a good idea or are you tweeting because you need to feel something be honest

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

There's another version of astrology where you find out someone was born on 9/11 and go "yeah that makes sense"

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

@GregCohen29 @MrGeorgeWallace

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@8ftRollers @MrGeorgeWallace

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@nicksortor

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

Learned today that if I'm alone and there is a chance to see all the Golden Girls with modern haircuts. I will do that. Didn't think I cared but I do

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

@kevsheeler Jody Breastnut.. i dunno i dunno

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@Rafat_ad12 @zuza_real @willmenaker @swilkinsonbc @SaulWilliams @aashisjo @Lamis_Deek @kasthomas @BoufontZak @nauticaldub @Radion_Popalzai .

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@megantheevalium Ok

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

Hey James Brown if you want us to believe you feel good maybe don't start your song with "ow"??!
Just a thought!!!

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

How do I tell my algorithm I already know about how the Dewey actor won't be in the new Malcolm In The Middle?

How do I get it to stop telling me that?

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

@i_zzzzzz I used to run an open mic & this guy would always come through with the stage name "Key Epic" and just put on a damn show for 5 mins. Mostly jokes about eatin pussy. Usually wearing red & gold shoes and jeans with a dragon on them. He's exactly who you think he is & it's awesome

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

It's weird that we named all the bones. Looking at a skeleton going "that one is named scapulus"?! You're a fuckin freak!

[Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin]

This is UN satellite data. As many Israeli soldiers and political leaders have openly said, the goal is to make sure people in Gaza have nothing left to return to.

This is not a war "against Hamas."

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

I am able to love my body because it is a machine that turns coffee yellow in like 5 minutes.... plus it allows me to DANCE!

[Howl & Roar @howl_roar]

Isabel Zaw-Tun @isabelzawtun's album recording is going to be a real partyyyy! Hosted by @kylebergstresse, we've got two amazing openers, each with albums on the Howl & Roar label!

7PM SHOW- @megmackaycomedy

9PM SHOW- Tracy Hamilton

🎟️ https://t.co/TJY8XclqCt

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

One reason the empire is losing young people is because the imperial status quo has given them no investment in it. They'll never own property. They can't support a family or retire. They've been given no reason not to want to rock the political boat. So they're rocking it.

The only vested interest young people have left is an interest in breathable air and a healthy planet, and the possibility of a future that isn't intolerably dystopian. All of which are diametrically opposed to the interests and trajectory of the status quo politics of the western empire.

So they're going for it. They're beginning to see that there's no reason for them not to plunge headlong into a push for real change, in direct opposition to the mainstream politics of our time. Like Bob Dylan said, when you got nothing you got nothing to lose.

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

This guy on the sidewalk really thought he was faster than me today 😂. Yes you did pass me my man.. because I had a text to send.

Come for me when I'm late for work. Stride next to the kid when his inbox is empty & see what hustle looks like you bitch. You fucker!! Fuck you!!!

[Kyle Bergstresser @kylebergstresse]

@mikecarrozza @alexkolanko @scopedexposure WE did great!!

[🤠mike carrozza🤠 @mikecarrozza]

This bit was a dream of mine and I want to thank @alexkolanko @kylebergstresse @scopedexposure and New Friends Fest for giving me somewhere wild to do this mess.

https://t.co/TpdFdMa3xZ