Kyle Boreing 🎵

Involved in music, websites, bad jokes, and other creative ventures. I also travel with my family and document it.

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

When you’re raised in one denomination, then apply for a worship leader job in another denomination…

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Somewhat timely???

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

There’s a new twenty-four hour cable TV channel now, it’s called "Fish TV." The channel shows a giant aquarium of fish twenty-four hours a day.

Except from two A.M. to three A.M, when it shows "The Byron Allen Show."

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

Well, it's fixed now, but the first 15 minutes or so was...creepy...

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Are we the only ones seeing this? Is this an issue with @WCPO ? @ABC ? @YouTubeTV ? This is the only show/channel doing it, even after changing channels and going back... #livewithkellyandmark

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

Are we the only ones seeing this? Is this an issue with @WCPO ? @ABC ? @YouTubeTV ? This is the only show/channel doing it, even after changing channels and going back... #livewithkellyandmark

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

I have nothing against electric vehicles. I just don’t understand why they have to sound like UFOs whenever they back out of a parking spot.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Some teenagers are snorting or injecting Ritalin, a drug prescribed to treat Attention Deficit Disorder in children.

Drug abuse experts warn that Ritalin can cause accelerated blood pressure, along with enhanced mental alertness, a surge of energy, and an increased sense of self confidence.

And remember, kids, those are BAD things.

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

True talent will shine through even the worst sound system, but a trainwreck on the best equipment is just an amplified trainwreck.

Selah.

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Willie Nelson, Vince Gill, Joe Walsh

[Anne Erickson @AnneErickson]

Which guitarist has the most instantly recognizable style?
The player you recognize in a single note, no hesitation 🎸

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This first photo was taken in September 2008, about two weeks into dating Emily. I already knew I was going to marry her - I decided that the day we met - but she wanted to get her bestie’s opinion first (at least that’s what Brandy said - and she took that picture!).

I know I shocked her dad when I called him maybe a month after meeting him and asked his blessing to marry Emily. He understandably had reservations, but he also didn’t say no, so…

Less than 60 days after meeting in person for the first time, I asked her to marry me. She said yes, I think largely because she was put on the spot (thanks to @joebonsall, @DuaneAllen32993, @wlgolden, and @RASterban)

The following April 11th, we vowed to love each other no matter how stupid I got (I need to go back and check if that’s what she actually said, but it’s definitely what she has done).

Which brings us to the second photo 17 years later. I don’t know how it’s possible, but I love her even more now than I did then. She’s both my anchor and my sail. I wouldn’t want to spend it with anyone else.

Happy 17th Anniversary, Emily, from your overly-sappy and long-winded husband!

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Well, the U.S. Safety Commission has issued a list of unsafe Christmas toys.

Topping the list this year?

Mattel’s Gasoline-Powered Sharp Thing.

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

Aaron McCune

[Jeff Myers @JeffMye13818468]

@kyleboreing @wlgthegoldens @wlgolden @thechrisgolden Who is next to Rusty on the shirt?

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@FredSatterfield @amazon @vicfirth There is a music shop, but their stock is limited. I’ve been using 5A’s for years - but someone grabbed and shipped the wrong pair.

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

Dear @amazon,

When I order 2 pairs of @vicfirth 5AN drums sticks, that doesn’t mean throw any pair you have in the envelope. Not every pair is the same, and I don’t need a pair of marching snare sticks.

Sincerely,
A drummer who still needs another pair of 5AN sticks

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

Repping some friends at last nights gig.

@wlgthegoldens @wlgolden @thechrisgolden

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A little snippet from last night’s closer at @QueenCityHarley with a little “Me and Bobby McGee”

[Another Amazing Adventure (Kyle & Emily) @AnthrAmzAdvntr]

We may not be on the road this week…
but we still found a way to make it an adventure 😏

Kyle - living his rockstar dreams with the Courtney Nicole Band
Emily - probably in a glitter belt somewhere getting video ✨

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Freedom is an open road…. 🎸🏍️

[Bill Stewart (Bill’s Smokehouse/Kitchen) @Bill_Stewart3]

@FredSatterfield @kyleboreing “Hog Heaven Tonight” 🎶

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Doing my best @FredSatterfield imitation tonight

[Dai 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @daibach23]

Elvis Presley reportedly considered converting to Islam before he died - and even chose a Muslim name: Ahmal Shooq-Up.

[Kyle Boreing 🎵 @kyleboreing]

I am convinced that Warner Brothers predicted Amazon. They just called it ACME.

Think about it - Wile E. Coyote ordered everything under the sun from ACME, which was always shipped directly to him in short order, and more often than not, malfunctioned in some way.

Amazon Basics, anyone??

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That reads like something ChatGPT would write...

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - CNN is now facing mass calls to fire every single employee involved in writing and approving a sympathetic headline, which has since been deleted, about the two Muslims who attempted to carry out an attack on conservatives in New York City.