Kyle Bainbridge

[Kyle Bainbridge @kylebrainbridge]

The guy who directed this has made an unfathomable amount of money for Universal over the last 50+ years so I’m pretty sure no one cares if it bombs

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Steven Spielberg’s ‘DISCLOSURE DAY’ is projected to open with $44M domestically and $93.9M worldwide at the box office.

(Source: https://t.co/NSTu1z0jts)

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Now do the woman at spacex Elon forced out for not jacking him off

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

It's actually guy who bought a JPEG for 6 figs explaining why SpaceX is a good investment

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

Genuinely this dude's entire fortune has been built on losing money, but convincing people over and over again that you have some crazy feature or product that's coming soon, but never actually does, and that eventually you will totally make money.

Toyota made $25B in profit last year, almost 7x what Tesla made, and has a market cap less than 1/4 of Tesla. If Tesla had a market cap based on profit, it would be worth $40B, nearly 1/35th it's current value, and Musk's shares would be worth around $8B instead of nearly $300B. His entire fortune is fake.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Today, for the first time in recorded history, we have tangible, documented proof that even one trillion dollars can’t buy love.

[Did Donald Trump release the Epstein files today? @trumpsteinlist]

Rejected from pedophile island at 40

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

First look at Ben Schwartz as the Driving Crooner

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

How quaint that the first trillionaire is a Nazi who begged to be invited to pedo island and got rejected

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guys making $30k a year when you say that becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t exist

[evan romano @EvanRomano]

You’re totally right. If it wasn’t directed by Spielberg and his signature camera movement, story influence, score, scale, pace, and hand-picked actors and instead was an Amazon movie starring Chris Pratt, yes it would be just like Mercy

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just off the top of my head it makes it more likely that cancer will kill me or a loved one because his wealth led directly to cancer research being cut

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Money can’t buy happiness or an invite to Epstein’s island

[Kyle Bainbridge @kylebrainbridge]

Basically still the best movie ever made

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

45 years ago today, ‘RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK’ released in theaters.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I for one think it’s not good that an open eugenicist ketamine addicted dipshit robber baron criminal is now worth over a trillion dollars

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

Idk how a rocket company is worth trillions when the rockets explode and half the satellites fall from the sky.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is a complete societal failure, and something has to be done about this very soon

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

okay, now work together again on Steven Spielberg's upcoming western

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[lizzie just got back… @candyassets]

now tarantino has to make a sequel to some Sorkin film to complete the trifecta