Kyle Butler

Just a lowly ortho tech trying to make his way in the world.

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Now that I'm back in college after 10 years. #imold #blendingout #noimnottheprofessor

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

This #PurgatoryRR teaser film by @c_quicho is so good, I believe the kids would say "This footie SLAPS!" https://t.co/Y1Nh7e1B2i

[Meghan Grabau @meghangrabau]

Just a heads up that these three are arriving here for foster on Sunday. And they might be making a visit to Purgatory Road Race. #hype

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

@meghangrabau Podium pups is definitely what we were missing out on during the planning stages. Them walking is not required, I'll bring my puppy bjorn...and a musette bag full of treats. #purgatorypups #PurgatoryRR

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Well, I guess that settles that discussion. #progressive #yesmaam #asyouwish #thefuturemrbickford?

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

@dog_rates This is Eloise. What do you think?

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

"Mountains are like Earth-titties."
-the woman I am going to marry.

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

-23F outside right now and lost power a few hours ago. Fire going but things took turn for the worst...we're out of wine. #sendwine

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

I know that Trump wants us to use HSA's instead of subsidizing health insurance, but I seriously doubt the rationale of my HSA company.

*uses HSA to pay for Unicorn Bacon at Target*
HSA- "No problem, bro."

*uses HSA to pay for ED bill from MGH.*
HSA - "HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!"

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Why do I live here? #wishthiscarhadheatedmirrors https://t.co/v2A9waHxvE

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Bought a holiday thank you card for our hospital engineering team. Turns out it is a Happy Birthday card. :/ Added "Jesus." at the end. Situation: salvaged. :) #happybirthdayjesus

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Dear @WeatherTech, you really need to work on your non-discript/incognito/gift packaging. Christmas present surprise level: 0.

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

@michael_as85 @LFOD603 Damn Max, way to go! 3rd in the TT is a very good place to start the omnium. Keep us updated broski!

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

How can I still be getting my doors blown off while doing Z7 on the #njgsp? Feels like the #exetercrit of driving.

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

#protip Wear all the clothes you need for your trip so you don't have to check any bags. #airportninja #paddedcell

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

This pre-#purgatoryrr packing brought to you by @ZipcarBoston, good beer and leftover parking… https://t.co/9WgmvRT0Gl

[Green Line Velo @GREENLINEvelo]

The possibility of winning a giant whoopie pie is just one of the many reasons to race #PurgatoryRR. Reg closes soon!https://t.co/piCvCmos9u

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Hard to believe this adorable poop cannon is almost 4 months old now. Staahp growing!… https://t.co/dyIXbYCY05

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

No es bueno. #toast #toomanywatts #jkiamjustfat https://t.co/TTXrdTWdYD

[Kyle Butler @kylebutler83]

Goodbye restful nights. Goodbye free time. Hello Eloise. #puppygram #muttsofinstagram #thoseearstho https://t.co/9MADmEfoQp